Today went by fast! For some reason Mondays always do. To me at least.
I got hella compliments in P.E. for my skull earring! I'm glad I got complements. They make me feel better about myself. Here's the thing: I only like complements from random strangers. Yes, exactly. So don't think since you know I like them, you'll be all nice to me n' s**t n' I'll be happy, no. No I wont, unless I totally don't know you. Why are you reading my diary!?!? I'm half naked!!! Go away! AHHH!
Ugh, I thought he'd never leave! Pervert! Now that he's gone, i'll continue about my day.
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Hm
Ah, yes, so after school my daddy and I went to Fry's. ******** yes! The Old Man's Toys'R'Us! 1st, I played some XBOX 360. There was a demo for a game called Too Human. Not to be too conceited, but I kicked a**. What can I say? We butches are teh gamerz!
We made our way through the store, checking out games n' s**t. 'twas fun, yes. I pushed little asian kids outta my way while gettin' to the DS games. No, I'm not racist. I just thought you'd wanna know the specifics. i hate kids.
Wait, do i know you? I told you to stop reading my journal! ******** OFF!
Is he gone yet?
Just making sure.
So my daddy and I were runnin' 'round the store like wee children. We're that cool. I was lookin' at the camera I wanted, some iPods, games. we had a blast! At 1 point we were looking at some iPod speakers and I started blasting Michael Jackson- Beat It and afterwards Thriller. Hell yes!
I had so much fun checkin' out the Apple laptops! Oh my ******** christ! So my daddy and I were at the store, right? And, like, we totally saw the ******** touch screen computer! My daddy played chess on it!!! Yeah, no, but seriously? Yeah, it's overrated. Yes, you heard me. Well, read what I think. You know what? Just shut up! Oh, you weren't saying anything, huh? You coulda been thinking it though. Okay, i'll shut up. No, I mean, stop typing.
Wait! I have more to type about my day!
At dinner, my ma was talking about how on my daddy's day off (which happened to be today) that they went to the mall. You know those assholes who ask you s**t to try on perfume and what-knot? Yeah, my ma hates them.
My ma was tellin' a story how she stood up to them. My dad interrupted "You never yelled at them! Okay, this was you: oh daddy! save me! no! go away! ahhh!" and he did this ******** hilarious immatation of her, waving his arms about, cowering down. I laughed so hard I stopped breathing!
I love my daddy!
You're just jealous!
A few days ago he came home, plopped himself on the couch and said, "You know what? I saw this sign just over there and I was gonna take you in the car to take it down, but some1 beat us to it!"
It was a Yes on 8 sign. He hates that every1 is littering with those signs. He really does. My ma started saying how bad that was and how for Prop. 8 she is n' s**t. Yeah, tell it to your lesbian daughter that you hate ma, smart.
Right now I'm on good terms with my ma. I'm surprised! You know what? I shouldn't have typed that. No, I'm hoping it'll stay good with her n' I though.
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