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Hiya, guys.
I know, been awhile.
And it's summer and there's been no updates--
Like I promised.
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Lets not waste time.
Lets get started.
Okay.
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Friday night I went to Joe Nichols in concert.
You're probably like, "Who??"
Well, he's a country music singer.
You would have been amused.
(I sure as hell was)
He is the only (country) singer I know that would sings Old McDonald*
**the explict version where he has a daughter named Daisy who fools around with boys and is alittle crazy~**
And then follow up that song with Rockstar.
You know the one,
"I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in..."
It-was-awesome.
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And while this concert was going on...
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I couldn't help but let my mind wander at parts where he's introducing the band mates.
(I'm sorry band mates I know you're important...its just that...well you've heard that D12 song...)
First,
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I thought about that girl I slammed back last year... and
(*see Ch. Surviving crazed fans & family)
I had a perfect view of--
Oh.
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Did I mention Joe isn't too bad looking? Heh.
Anyway,
I had a great view until a girl called her damn boyfriend down to join her.
His big head was in the way, cutting off half of Joe's well toned chest.
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WWA was not happy.
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I then couldn't help but wonder~
How she'd react if I'd have asked why on earth she likes tall boys, and if she's going to take them to concerts...to make them hang out at the beer gardens or something...
-Or-
If she would missed his head.
Ya know, chop him off after the chin?
Or I suppose the ankles...hm.
Which ever she'd prefer.
I think girls only take their boyfriends to those concerts as ladders.
You see, the guys don't know this so keep it on the DL.
Girls don't say it directly...
But
All's they need is alittle hint like,
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"Aww, *pouty lip* I can't see!"
And without missing a beat the boy usually says,
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"Here babe, sit on my shoulders."
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They kiss.
I gag.
And so it goes.
But its's not so bright for these boys to do.
I mean, I know it will never happen but--
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What if Joe decided he liked the girl he finally got to see because she was hoisted up higher than the unfortunate girls with smaller/weak boyfriends (or none)?
Those average boyfriends wouldn't have a chance in hell.
Then the, not so average Joe (pun intended), would steal them away.
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I mean, those boys don't think that their girls are screaming his name frantically just because they just like the song alone, do they?
Brittney was trying to drag me to the lake today.
I refused.
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I hate water sports.
Plus, the only reason she really wanted to go was to check out some eye candy.
Which won't go anywhere because she has a boyfriend.
She suggested I stay in the boat and watch everyone while I sat in the sun.
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Ohh, she almost won my over with that one.
Then she tried to say,
'Well, bring a book.'
"I read them all."
'Not the summer reading ones.'
"Right. Sitting in the boat, battling the motion sickness while reading a summer reading list book & the sun's rays."
Persuation is not one of Brittney's strong suits...
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Oh!
I learned how to do tarot card reading with regular playing cards.
It was interesting.
Brit's was true--
It was talking about all the girls trying to get her boyfriend.
Mine talked about a 'social gathering coming up that will cause disagreements'.
Not good.
I'll let you know if that comes true later...
But how much you wanna bet Shannon's involved?
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The next concerts tonight.
At 8:00.
Trace Adkins and Clay Walker.
Arla always wanted to see Trace and now she's not here...
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I'm suppose to get lotsa pictures for her.
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I've been addicted to God of War games lately.
I just beat the first one.
And I started on the second...
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The violence in it makes me laugh.
(I mean who comes up with this stuff? It's like Stephen King's mind)
Brittney says it makes me more violent.
I beg to differ.
I don't go around bashing peoples head into walls or stabbing them with their own ripped off arm...
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But if I didn't have this game and I got bored....
Well, I'm off to play G.oW.2
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So that I don't 'accidentally' kill Brittney with my pent up rage in her sleep because she's babbling away about pixies and trying to kick what I assume was the pixies in her dream...but in reality was my knees.
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Until later,
Ciao~
Whitewolfaura Community Member 
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