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The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance Fan
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (Even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lords, Gerard, Frank, Mikey, Bob, Ray
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard.

The Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1. Thou shalt accept death as it comes
2. Thou shalt sing and march without question
3. Thou shalt face fear and regret
4. Thou shalt let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shalt give blood
6. Thou shalt fear thy sins
7. Thou shalt protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thou shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shalt not walk this world alone
10. THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!

The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way.
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the ******** bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero.
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way.
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF Ray Toro.
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar.
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall kill cameras and hurt frank
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
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o.My Chemical Romance Bible
o.Gerard Way. puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
o.Mikey Way. can slam revolving doors.
o.The chief export of The Frank Iero. is pain.
o.Mikey Way. counted to infinity...twice.
o.Frank Iero. can divide by Zero.
o.The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way. has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
o.The Frank Iero. once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
o.Gerard Way. sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way..
o.Mikey Way. is the reason Waldo is hiding.
o.A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
o.Bob Bryar. doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the ******** off.
o.Mikey Way. can speak braille.
o.Frank Iero. jacks off to Monster Trucks.
o.Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
o.If The Bob Bryar. is late, time better slow the ******** down.
o.Geico saved 15% a year switching to Gerard Way.
o.Ray Toro. went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid o.air. JFK head just exploded in sheer amazement.
o.Gerard Way. has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
o.The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero." into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
o.Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way. walked on Jesus.
o.When Frank Iero. gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
o.Gerard Way. doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
o.Mikey Way. is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
o.Ray Toro. didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
o.When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way. said, "say please."