You are obsessed with the host when......
1.) You kill every spider you see because you think it might take over the world.
2.) You check the back of everybodys neck to make sure there still human.
3.) You slap everyone that says they hate the host.
4.) You call Police men Seekers and Docters Healers.
5.) When ever you here the name Ian you yell "Where?!?"
6.) you do the same for Jared.
7.) You make a web site in honor of the host.
8.) When ever someone shines a flashlight in your eyes you don't get mad because you think they are just making sure there isn't a soul inside of you.
9.) You go on Stephenie Meyers website everyday looking for updates or new Fansites.
10.) You actually took time to read to number 10.
11.) you think Ian is either equal or maybe even better then Edward Cullen.
12.) You have your vacation in the desert and spend all summer looking for a secret intrence to a cave.
13.) You start calling your uncle 'Uncle Jeb' even though that's not his name.
14.) You havent gone out with anyone because there name isn't Ian (or Jared) (Or Edward)
15.) You want you name legaly changed to Wanda.
 Katana987 · Mon Jun 30, 2008 @ 02:23am · 0 Comments |
