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Everyone has freaking problems to deal with in their lives. Studies, friends, jobs, girlfriends cheating, best friends telling you they are gay, it never ends! What's the best solution? You ask your parents or your close friends for advice? ******** no! It's all in the music.
Face it, there is a song for any type of situation! Why bother going to other people with your problems? They'll probably make it worse. Go to a psychiatrist? They'll just get you drugged. Look into the music, it's the key!
Caught your girlfriend cheating? No problem, just listen to Guilty Conscience by Eminem and Dr. Dre
[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
[Eminem]
******** that s**t, you just caught this b***h cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
******** slittin her throat, CUT THIS b***h'S HEAD OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this s**t?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his d**k?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!
[Dr. Dre]
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you ********!
[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How in the ******** you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw ******** it...
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?
[gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired]
Ah, now theres an nice ending. How bout another scenario? Your daughter is being annoying, jus play Bring your Daugher to the Slaughter! by Iron Maiden. No lyrics necessary, you get the point.
How bout.... one of friends got you mad and they try to apologize:
That it's too late to apologize
Too late
Said it's too late to apologize
Too late
Land Lord kicked you out! Put on the ol Bob Marley song:
The Landlord say your rent is late
He may have to litagate
Don't wory be happy!
Endless opportunities, very happy endings GUARANTEED (except for the first scenario).
NO but seriously, sometimes music helps us alot through times of need unless you start listening to depressing songs which make em even worse. Just be careful which song you choose and remember, Depressing songs DONT, I repeat DONT help. Try a soothing song like the on in my Gaia profile playlist ^^
Always looking out for people,
-Zero
 Zero Fieran · Fri Feb 29, 2008 @ 02:29am · 3 Comments |
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