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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, Sasuke wouldn’t be such a jerk, and all the guys would turn out looking like girls. Except for Orochimaru. He already looks like pregnant Lesbo. I suck at drawing guys.
“Hey Sakura-chan!” Ino yelled. “You are so weak. Even Hinata-chan told me so. It is a pity really, when someone as weak as Hinata calls another weak. I never expected it to be you.” She continued mockingly.
“What was that?!” Sakura yelled angrily as she took a pause in her kunai fight with Ino.
“This is my chance. I gotta get her to move! I’ll get killed otherwise!” Ino thought to herself.
Just then, Ino used a substitution jutsu to get behind Sakura. When Sakura noticed this, she didn’t see a tree in Ino’s place, but Sasuke. Then, as she was in mid lunge, she tried to turn around to get Ino, but accidentally cut Sasuke on the arm, leaving a cut from elbow to wrist since Sasuke tried to defend himself with his arms instead of a kunai. Then, one of the most unexpected things came out of Sakura’s mouth.
“Sasuke-kun! Are you alright?” she yelled.
Ino started to think to herself; “There. I got out of that fight… OHMYGAWD!!! Did that just come out of Sakura’s mouth?!”
Ino then jumped over to Sakura and asked, “Who are you and what have you done to Sakura? Tell me! You just asked Sasuke if he is alright. Sasuke!”
“Oh. My. Gawd. Did I just say what I think I said?” Sakura thought to herself.
Sakura, with her hands over her mouth, was looking at Sasuke. Sasuke, with his mouth slightly ajar, was looking at Sakura, and Ino, with her mouth fully open was staring dumfounded at Sakura. Just then, Sakura’s little brothers walked into the room and started staring at the trio lying motionless, like wax figures, in the middle of the entryway.
“Is it safe to come out?” One of the boys asked.
Sakura then snapped out of her trance and ran up to her room. Not wanting Sasuke to get any information out of her.
The other two, just started to move. Ino started looking all over the entryway for Sakura before Sasuke reminded her that she went upstairs. Ino then started to go upstairs, but remembered about Sasuke and what had just happened. She started to walk over to Sasuke with a depressed aura around her.
“Are you alright Sasuke-kun?” Ino asked.
“Hn. I guess so.” He replied.
“Let me look at your arm.” Ino said as she started to pick his arm up. When she saw that it was a minor cut that just had a long path down his arm.
“Oh. It doesn’t look to bad. Let’s just hide it with some more of those bandages that you already have on your arm.”
As the two started to search for the first-aid kit, they found the two boys, staring at them. They had a lot of questions as to what had just happened.
“Ino! What happened? Did Sakura kiss him?” The younger one asked while pointing at Sasuke.
“What? No! She didn’t kiss him. Although I would get a good laugh out of it.” Ino started muttering to herself while planning on what to do to Sakura next.
Sasuke was just staring at Ino, thinking about how weird she was. First trying to get Sakura all roused up, then getting into a fight with her, then getting her even more roused up, and then using the substitution Jutsu with him. Him! The hottest guy in Konoha! He even had a fan club!
“Boys, I am sorry, but I can’t stay. I have to treat his wound. I don’t want it to get infected… Do you know where the first-aid kit is?”
“First-aid kit? I think that it is in the bathroom.”
Ino then sat Sasuke down and went to retrieve the box. When she came back, she wrapped both of his arms in bandages, even the one that wasn’t cut so that it would look the same.
“There. That should do it.” Ino said.
“…hn…”Sasuke replied.
“Your welcome.”
Just then, Sakura came downstairs to see where everyone was.
“Hey Sasuke, I’m sorry. I am still pretty mad at Ino though.” Sakura said while glaring at Ino.
“Hey! I was desperate and trying to get away! I also wanted a laugh while I was at it, so I put him in my place! How was I supposed to know that you would hurt him?”
“Grrr… Grrr you Ino…” Sakura said.
Sasuke was just staring at the two girls, and wondering what he was to do. Then, he remembered something. He got up and went to the front door. The girls noticed and started to follow him.
“Hey Sasuke, what are you doing? Are you leaving?” Sakura asked with a hint of happiness.
“No. I am not leaving.” He replied. “At least not yet.”
“Oh… Then when will you be leaving?” Ino asked as she saw her friend depress a little.
“Tomorrow.”
“Tomorrow?!” Sakura yelled. “Why will you be leaving tomorrow?!”
“Well, I brought my sleepover stuff thinking that you were over at Ino’s. I thought that Kankuro was coming along too.”
Just then, the doorbell rang again. (A/N: Sasuke had stepped in and closed the door before this happened.) When Sasuke opened it, Kankuro was standing in the doorway.
“Well speak of the devil.” Sasuke said. “Kankuro! You made it!”
“Of course I made it! When wouldn’t I?” Kankuro said.
He then looked at Ino and Sakura with a questioning look.
“Hey Sasuke, I thought that you said that billboard brow and Ino pig where at the pig’s house.” Kankuro said.
“WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL US?!” The girls yelled in unison.
“Only I can call Ino that!” Sakura yelled.
“And only I can call Sakura that!” Ino yelled.
Oblivious to the enraged girls, Sasuke and Kankuro talked while Sasuke gave a quick explanation about why he thought that the girls where there.
“Oh. So you mean that they were too lazy to go over to Ino’s?” Kankuro asked.
“Kankuro, don’t take this far enough where you would regret it.” Sakura said through clenched teeth.
“What would I regret? The fact that you are too weak to get me?” he responded
“Let’s just let him go Sakura. We’ll just let them play with their Barbie dolls.”
“They are not Barbie Dolls! They are very rare, ninja weapons that only puppet masters like I know how to use!”
“Yeah. I’ll believe it when I see it. You are in the same grade as us, and you still play with dolls. That is just sad.”
“Ino… Let us go now. He might send Ken after us. We wouldn’t want that to happen now, would we?” Stated Sakura. “Let’s just go to bed.”
The four then set up their beds, and went to sleep.
“Ok Ino, are you ready?” Sakura whispered.
“All ready!” Ino whispered back.
“Okay. Let’s do this!” Sakura whisperedly yelled while they started heading downstairs.
“There they are. The boys. Let’s get them!” Ino whispered while inching forward towards the boys.
“Not yet! First, we gotta get our supplies ready. Time for the checklist: Lipstick that doesn’t come off with water, only make-up remover.” Sakura stared off.
“Check!” Ino replied.
“Blush, pink, that won’t come off without make-up remover.”
“Check.”
“Hot Pink Eye Shadow. Make-up remover only.”
“Check.”
“Nail polish, bright pink.”
“Check.”
“Anything else?”
“Hmmm. How about the make-up remover so that they can’t get it off?”
“Nice. Do we have that?”
“Hmmm” Ino said while looking through her bag. “Yep!”
“Then let operation: Get Boys To Look Like Girls, aka GBTLLG commence!!!” Sakura said.
Just then, Sasuke murmured something about tomatoes, and move on his side.
The girls giggled. They would make sure that he looked like a tomatoes by the time they were done.
Ok. That is my second chapter. Say whatever you want. I am sorry that it took so long though… I had a lot of homework, and after school practices to get to. Please review!!! and if you like it, make an account on fanfiction.net and review it (my username is DragonChaser94 on it though...)
 kakashi_lover721 · Sun Dec 02, 2007 @ 06:25am · 0 Comments |
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