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This is my first fanfic. Please R&R. I would like to know if you like it. Oh yeah, Most of the characters, even some of the adults, are ages 12 or 13… I had to do this to make it go along… and there are some very different parings in this… Sorry.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto… If I did, I would have to go out on a date with almost all of the guys (What? A majority of them are HOT!).
Ino and Sakura were best of friends. Even today, they are still together.
“Hey! Ino!” Sakura yelled to her friend. “I just got one of the best manga ever!”
“What is it Sakura?” Ino asked.
“It is called ‘Naruto’. Why someone named it after that knuckle head, I will never know.”
“Sakura-Chan! Don’t say stuff like that about me while I’m right here!” Naruto said.
Just then Sasuke went laughing by with Kankuro. (a/n: I know that Sasuke doesn’t laugh in the show. But it is my fanfic and I can do what I wish. Oh yeah… and in this fanfic, Sasuke has the personality of Naruto. Yeah…)
“Ew!” Sakura whispered in disgust. “Sasuke-Teme! Die! Die! Die!”
“Sakura, calm down.” Ino told her. “It is just Sasuke-Teme and his Duck a** hair. No big! Besides, we know that you really like him. Hehehe.”
“WHAT WAS THAT?!” Sakura yelled.
“Yeah. We know it is true.” TenTen said coming up from behind her.
“I COULD NEVER LIKE THAT a*****e!” Sakura yelled almost knocking everyone else off their feet.
“Calm down.” Said Kin. (a/n yes, Kin is in it. I was running out of female characters.) “You know that they are just messing with you.”
“Yeah Sakura! And Besides! We know that you really like Neji-kun!” Ino Exclaimed
“Hehe! Yeah Sakura-chan!” Tenten laughed along with her friend.
“Grrrrr… No I Don’t! I Hate Him!” she said.
“Ooh! No cussing! She does like him!” Ino said.
“Why me? Why must it always be me?” Sakura said drifting off into her dream world which probably included her ruling the world and Sasuke-teme dying… And probably Neji being in there somewhere.
Anyway, everyone went to Ichiraku Ramen to grab a bite to eat. Of course, Naruto just vacuumed up another 10 bowls. (a/n poor kid. Probably had nothing to look forward to in life except for Ramen.) Anyway, Temari walked up to the shop and sat down next to Naruto.
“Man Naruto! How many bowls have you had in your lifetime?” Temari asked.
“Hmmm… 1,457,729 bowls. This will be my 1,457,730 bowl. Serve me up Ramen man!”
“You’ve actually been counting? Oh my gawd you’re hopeless. Sakura said while cupping her head in her hands and shaking it and silently asking herself, “how far have I fallen?”
“You have fallen to the level of Choji, Shikamaru, and Sasuke-teme. You are nowhere near where I am.” Ino answered knowing what that position meant for her friend.
“Grrr you Ino… Grrr you to Grrr…” She Grrred.
The overcrowded Ramen shop was soon deserted. Everyone had gone back to their house except for Ino, who went to Sakura’s for a sleepover.
“Remind me again why we are having a sleepover at my place on a weekday Ino?” Sakura said.
“Sakura, it is because I am your best friend, you make me feel a little taller (a/n I forget how tall Ino is, but let’s just say that she is 4’ 9”/ 155.5 cm. I am not making myself short Setsuna!), and you also make great cinnamon tea! I love your cinnamon tea, it is so, cinnamony!” Ino answered.
“Ino, only you would have all of those reasons and then say cinnamony. I will never completely understand you.” Sakura said with a little disappointment.
“Oh yeah! And you also have a pool in you backyard. I like to swim a lot. Hey! Can we go swimming right now?” Ino asked.
“No. It is almost 7:00 p.m. We are not going swimming… I will not fall for the cute little puppy dog face. I cannot see you so ha!” Sakura said.
Ino then made a sound that can only be described as a mix of a pigeon coo and a dragon’s sympathetic cry. (a/n: I make this sound all the time. It is hard to describe what it sounds like, so I did my best.)
“Grrr… Must… Resist… Dragon coon!” Sakura said. “Alright! We will swim!” Sakura said reluctantly.
“Yay!” Ino Yelled.
“In the morning.” She said with a smirk on her face.
“Aaaaawwww!” Ino said kind of bummed. “… Can we at least do something?”
“How about DDR?” Sakura replied.
‘Okay! ... Do you have two mats? If you do, I would like to be second player… I don’t know how to work this thing since I only have Nintendo game systems… It kinda sucks really.”
“No. I don’t have two mats. Would you be okay with using the controller?” She asked her friend.
“No…Hmmm… How about you play it with your brother while I read that new manga?” (A/n: I am basing Sakura off of my friend who has a brother, so Sakura gets a younger sibling here. My fanfic, I do what I wish.)
“... Okay. I gue-“
Dingdong! Rang the doorbell.
“Coming! Sakura said. She opened the door, and there stood Sasuke.
“Oh. Sakura. I thought that you were at Ino’s.” Sasuke said.
“Oh. Hi Sasuke! I never expected you to be here…” Ino said coming down the stairs.
“I live nearby idiot. You are almost as bad as Naruto.” Sasuke said.
“I told you that he lived nearby two days ago!” Sakura yelled at her friend.
“Really? I don’t remember that. Sorry.” She said while Sasuke and Sakura sweat dropped.
“…… I’ll just get going then.” He said as he started to leave the door.
“Bye Sasuke-te-kun!” Sakura yelled while correcting herself.
“Sasuke is here? Cool! Hey Sasuke! Do you want to play?” Her little brothers asked (A/n: Yes. She gets two little brothers.).
Sakura quickly ran over to where they were and put her hands over their mouths. The boys then slipped away while Kunai and shuriken were being thrown at them. Curses of death and cries of fear could be heard for miles around.
“Hm?” Sasuke questionably said. When he saw through the door Shuriken and kunai being thrown with a terrified Ino standing outside the door, he hurriedly went back to his house before a sharp object got thrown his way. Just then, a kunai got thrown towards him. He looked over to see where it came from and saw Ino glaring at him while facing in his direction.
“Oh no you don’t!” Ino screamed. “If she blows up at me, then I have to go through the same thing they are! If you are here, then she will go easier on my a**!”
“Sasuke started running with Ino chasing after him. She finally caught him and brought him back just in time to face Sakura’s wrath.
“That feels much better.” Sakura said with a low pant in her voice. Then she saw Sasuke. His eyes grew wide when he saw her gaze meet his. He tried to run away but was held back by Ino. (He was all chibiish on a leash that Ino had in her hand. (A/N: I put that there just for you Setsuna!)).
Sakura was glaring at him then saw Ino smirking at her.
“I know that you really did that so that your brothers wouldn’t tell him your true feelings towards him.” Ino said.
Then going all berserk chibistyle, eyes big and flaring, hands waving frantically, Sakura started yelling at Ino.
“INO!!! I am going to get you for this!” She started to yell while chibi-chasing Ino around her front yard. “You know that I don’t give a d-- about that f--- a--h---! Get back here you f--- piece of c---! (A/n: I am not putting in the real words because my parents would kill me if they read that many cuss words in one sentence like that… although they still will…)
Sasuke just stared at them and sweat dropped while thinking to himself “That Ino is an idiot for provoking her like that. Especially when she knows that she was ready to attack. Why must my friend be friends with this crazy b***h’s brothers who also happen to be my friends who also happen to be friends with the crazy b***h’s friend? Whoa… my head hurts from thinking so much.” (A/N: I hope that that last comment makes up for the “crazy b***h’ stuff Setsuna… Don’t Kill Me!!!)
‘Anyway, I am just going to go inside and going to play some video games with your brothers. Okay Sakura-chan?” Sasuke said to the still crazy girl chasing her even crazier friend.
When h walked inside, the entry way was covered in kunai and shuriken. There was little blood, if any.
“Where are the bodies?” Sasuke thought to himself.
As he walked into the kitchen, he saw Sakura’s mom just standing there, with a kunai on the nearby counter, and some kunai and shuriken on the floor. She was calmly making dinner.
“Mrs. Haruno, where are the bodies?” Sasuke asked.
“Hm? What bodies?” She started to ask. “Oh! You mean the boys. This happens so often since she became a kunoichi. It used to happen once a month, since she just got her weapons and didn’t want to waste them. It quickly turned into once a week, and then once every couple of days or so. There you have it!”
“You mean, this happens every day?” Sasuke questioned.
“Not every day. But I guess you could say it like that.” Mrs. Haruno said.
“Oh… That wasn’t the question I asked, but where are the boys? Are they alright?”
“They are fine. They are probably hiding in the house somewhere. Having such a good kunoichi for a sister definitely helps them practice their jutsu. And, since Sakura doesn’t really want to practice, she kinda needs some motivation. So the boys are great motivation and so is Ino. In fact, I think that they should come back in any moment now.
Just that moment, the girls came in through the door, fighting hand to hand with kunai. Sakura had a crazy, death look in her eyes that were focused on Ino.
“Ha! Is that the best you have? You will never impress Neji-kun or Sasuke-kun with those moves.” Ino said with a grin on her face.
“Shut up!” Sakura replied, getting even fiercer by the moment.
“I guess that that wasn’t really the best thing to do. Hey, is that Sasuke over there? Maybe, I can get him over here and- Yes. That will have to be it.”
A/N: There you go! This is my first fanfic, so go easy on me. I am a beginner. I am hoping to turn this into a chappie somehow. But If I am to do that, I will need about 10 reviews (I do not accept flames, but suggestions and improvements I do), make them good! Oh, and Setsuna, you may use any dirt you can find in here. But I think I didn’t put any. And my other friends, I am planning on putting you guys in later.
R&R!
DragonChaser94/Hita/ Kakashi_lover721
P.S. I made this for Fanfiction.net... so I copied it off of Microsoft word! lol... anyway, enjoy!
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