That, or the obligatory no holds bar racist of gaian towns.
But alas, i stand by my hard words and claim time and time again,
"I'm not racist, i just hate everyone equally."
Then again, we're all a little racists, so, tou'che to you fancy reader.
Tou'che.
The tellings of my slow, dreary life are silly, and i shall begin simply by telling of my appearance. At the moment, i'm blonde, though at the quiet age of 16 my hair dims slowly, cradling to my fathers brown ever nearer. I'm 6'1, tall, sturdy.
My face is clear, and not to astutely brag, called handsome from narrow time to time. Silky blue eyes, and a silver tongue suit me fine..
Although, i don't talk like this in real life, as i'm rather loud, though most people find me hysterically funny on and off gaia.
It's silly to say this, but i still don't know why i'm on gaia.
I look at all the people ON gaia. Complete and utter nerds most of the lot, bozo's and so called Narutards. Silly that I, a competitive and athletically built jock should be so interested in it..
I would never dream of stepping into a comic-con, or...anime thing? Whatever.
It just seems strange to me, a multiple time state champion wrestler and all around active guy would waste my fast paced life on such a game.
Sorry nerds, but the sad fact is that gaia is pixels. Worthless.
No gain can come from it. You can't get a PHD or college degree from gaia. Sure, that nightmare scarf looks "UbEr C00l", but it won't stop you from becoming the fat, anti-social bum ye are.
Whoo...wild rant there, sorry, got off tracks fellows and women of the room. Back to the point.
Yes, I, the eye of idol and comedic attention, do gaia...
It's...embarrasing to me. I don't know why.
My mom or pop walks into the room and i instantly turn gaia off, the mouse always wandering nervously over the internet death button, the dreaded red X..
Hilarious really, now that i type it out.
But i guess that's why i do what i do. The thrill. The initial pull to Gaia. Truly, i only ran across gaia because of the much critic pushed game known as "Adventure Quest," or "Battleon."
I was in an Rp, and some fellows spoke of it.
Enough of that now, that's too distant and trivial a memory to delve in.
From there i began, toying and playing..
I started Rping, slowly proving my writing worth. (I've written a book mind you, and i'm getting a publisher soon so HA!)
....Yes. A fine Rper i made indeed. But now..now idk.
Gaia is losing it's Rping edge..
I shall continue this blog later. If you like it, tread carefully, as i will go in depth into my life next. It may disturb you..
Good tidings and good night.
-The Dark Man
