melloxnear:Sex Ed
Roger: And thats the end for todays lesson
Children: ...............( crickets brewing)
Roger: Well any questions?
Matt: Yea, over here Roger
Roger: yes Matt
Matt: could you repeat this whole lesson i passed out after the whole consuming a baby thing
Mello: *laughs*
Children: *laughing*
Roger: Is something funny ?Mello, what did you learn today?
Mello: pff: i already know this stuff, your a bit late Roger.
Roger: I pretty sure you do Mello but, do us all a favor and keep it down a notch at night. People do sleep you know.
Linda:EWWWW
Matt: aww man Mello thats just wrong, i was wondering who that was...=w=
Mello: um..*blushes* ahaha ( hides behind his desk looking embrassed)
Roger: Now anymore questions?
Near: yes
Roger: alright Near what you got for me
Near: im confused what is Mello doing at night thats so funny?
Mello: wha....SHUT UP NEAR
Roger: Mello cut that out! Near Mello was doing something that most boys do at his age in order to, well contant his self.
Linda: EWWW EWWW EWW I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE!
Mello: then get out!!
Roger: Mello ,Linda stop it at once!
Near: I see and you have sex to reprouduce right?
Roger: yes
Near: So do babies come out your butt?
Roger: Wha No why would you say that?
Mello: haha Near's just loseing it *lowers voice- shut up Near*
Near: Well it's just that Mello had-
Mello: PLAYED A GAME WITH HIM!! RIGHT, RIGHT NEAR? *laughs nervously*
Roger: Mello sit down, now as you were saying Near
Matt: oh boy Mello is screwed for sure...
Near: Mello....had..
Roger: yes Mello had did what?
Near: *speaks very fast* MELLO PUT HIS p***s IN MY BUTT BECAUSE HE SAID IT WILL FEEL GOOD, BUT IT DIDN'T AND IT HURTED AND HE SAID COME ON NOW QUIT SCREAMING ROGER WILL HEAR. SO HE KEPT PUTTING IT IN HARDER AND HARDER AND I WAS BLEEDING. I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AND HE SAID I WAS FINALLY HIS WHEN IT WAS OVER! *gasp for air*
Matt: O.O
Linda:nose bleed
Mello: Roger there's a reason for this......um i
Roger: O.O
Near: so my question is will have a baby?
Matt: Mello.....
Near: i wonder who the baby will look more like ^_^ i'll name you Far* Near rubs his stomach*
Children: um i.......
Mello: oh boy im in trouble now
Roger: MELLO IN MY OFFICE THIS INSTANT!
Matt: dont worry Mello boys can't have babies.
Mello: yea just dont tell Near that.
-yesh i know this is melloxnear but it funny.if u dont lieky,go away. whee
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