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Okay this is part 2 of my Bob and Joe random s**t thing.

Molly: Terry, have you seen Bob?
Terry: No, but Joe has.
Molly: Really did he say anything?
Terry: Yeah, he said a few things.
Molly: Well tell me.
Terry: It's better if I don't repeat.
Molly: What do you mean? Terry damn' it tell me.
Terry: Okay fine! Joe said that Bob was getting hard cause Bob tole Joe to ******** himself.
Molly: Bob? My Bob? He's not gay!
Terry: Are you sure about that. Joe said that he watched porn last night. Did he?
Molly: I don't think so. How would Joe know this?
Terry: Okay I'm going to ask you this straight up. Did you have sex with Bob last night?
Molly: No.
Terry: Then there you go! He watched porn to get his horemons gone and rangging for you.
Molly: How does this run back to Joe and Bob?
Terry: Because Bob is horny for a male.
Joe: He---hey, oh s**t, hey Molly.
Molly: So Bob was horny huh? Where is he?
Joe: I don't know. I ran off when he had a boner.
Bob: Joe I want yo--- oh hey Moll's.
Molly: *in shock*
Terry:*Laughing*
Joe: *hides behind Terry*
Bob: I can explane, really.
Molly: I hope you can.
Terry: Joe come on lets go.
Joe: Please.
Bob: Bye!
Molly: Bye!
Terry: *Shakes her head*
Joe: *holds her hand* Your the only one I want.

It's been awhile sence I put a entry in so I am. There's really nothing to talk about so I'm going to do some random $h!t jsut for laughs, and giggles. Okay well I guess I could do this... *points down to the next thing I'mma right that will be written in italics*

Bob: Hello Joe!
Joe: Hey Bob what's new with you?
Bob: Oh nothing much, just watched some random s**t on T.V. you?
Joe: Ooo~ Not-a-thing. Just woke up in sleepy-hollow.
Bob: O.O
Joe: Bob? Are you okay?
Bob: Sleepy-hollow?
Joe: Yeah...whats wrong with that?
Bob: Nothing...well bye
Joe: What the ******** is wrong with you?
Bob: Nothing...
Joe: *starts thinking...* Ah ha! You watched porn on T.V. didn't you cause your girlfriend didn't give you any!
Bob: Shut up. And maybe she did and maybe she didn't.
Joe: See ya' later looser.
Bob: Go do yourself
Joe: I'm sure you'd love to see that.... Holy Shizzit! Your getting hard. Dude you sicken' me.
Bob: *looks down*
Joe: *Runs away*

Okay yeah that was TOTALY RANDOM. Comment if you like. =)