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I just came back from the rennaissance faire. ^^

I'm so happy...so I'll write some things so I can remember

Things great about the renaissance faire:

1. It's not w-a-n-d...it's w-o-u-n-d...oh...wait...that spells wound not wand.

2. Free Floggings

3. Sean's looks old so I can touch sharp thrusting objects. XD

4. My knight in shining armor...attracts weird converstations that make me blush

5. Buy handcuffs that match your mistresses' eyes.

6. Performers can...look down ladies bodices.

7. Compasses warm your boobs.

8. Sean is a pervert...and cute XD

9. It's going to go fast...just like him...the sad thing is you're still laughing.

10. Boomboxes and bellydances don't mix.

11. p***y in the box.

12. Gay moments in the fish and chip line.

13. Lady with the big boobs...that's my tail...

14. Thanks to Sean, I now know the history of the codpiece...>.<