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of course it did moe (:

heyy omg omg i have succhhh a funny story.

it would take forever to type, but here goes:

ok so today is the first day ive ever played football.

I AM HELLUH GOOD!!!

first, the teams ran to the field, and me n meh friend daana were up ahead, and im chasing her all like "run blakky runnn!!"

and then the opposite team is all whitey dorkks, while mines russian, except fer dana [african], and then theres me, y'know.so i realllllly wanted to kick their a** (:.

anyways we started playing, and we were red team, they were white.the other teams captain [girl i hate most in life] is all like:

"yuu dropped it!!!!drop drop drop!!!!white teams ball"

so im all dissing em for being racist, take the ball, lick it, and tell em i have hiv.

they all scream at me while my team rolls over laughing, but the captain grl STILL picks it up.

"i didnt know yu were like dat" i say aloud and now both teams are laughing their asses off.

anyways, i called our team the "MEPs"

[Middle Eastern Pride]

annd i keep shouting and running our around screamin "for the terroristsss!!!"

and well yeah and the head girl is all like "SHUDDUP"

so i tell her "shuddup whitey", and she like "you white to you."

i deny and say that when i look at my skin i cry, but aint no friggin american so i get my ghtto look on and say ima whack you out, and she says what dat mean??

i tell her its gangstaa fer take you down.

anyways.

helluhhhhh funny day.
biggrin biggrin biggrin

we won 7 to 0.



victory?



ohh yea i also threatend the wrong kiddo [but now we're friends and he lets me call him chippy cuz hes only 11 er something and looks like a chipmink]

beat up another lil boy, gave his friends cookies, harrased mexicans some more, and chased Jeff arond waving a broken pole, and yaeh.

tht was my day.

hows yers?







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after rereading that i feel stupid....

but luv it!!

seriously, its funnier if yu were there.

(: