now i live in vegas, and a cocktail waitress is a very decent living here. Having said that, it is sleezy and objectifying at best. i spend my evenings removing hands from my a** and explaining to married men why i don't want to go out with them. now i have been a stripper, so i speak from experience. cocktail waitressing is barely a step up. the only difference is that i have clothes on. the most ironic thing is when a man argues about his bill or items on his bill...then askes me out on a date. "oh please sir, i would love to be embaressed in front of our waitress, that is if you even remember your wallet". get a life dudes. and you can't forget hte fun loving way that these losers have of hitting on a girl by insulting them. "you have the most beautiful eyes, but you talk way too much..." number one dude, your f-ing crusty. number two, you called me over here like it is my job to entertain you. number three, BARFFFF. i may get cuter with every beer, but i am sober and your butt f-ing ugly homey. now come back and see us again ya here.
 sevenburnedlillies · Wed Jan 03, 2007 @ 09:15pm · 0 Comments |
