I had a very strange day. First, I got in a fight with this other gnome over which is better: pointy hats or floppy hats. He said that the traditional pointy hat is much more suitable for a proper gnome, but I brought up the fact that you can get cut up pretty bad by those pointy ones, while the floppy ones are very safe. One thing led to another and we ended up settling the argument by a beer guzzling contest.
Then, I nearly got mauled by a chipmunk. Dag, I hate being so short. I mean, honestly now, I'm barely over six inches. Even dwarves get up to two feet.
To top it all off, a deranged elf with a flame thrower burnt off nearly half of my beard, so now I have to comb over. It lookes pretty weird. I still don't even know what Spunky the Elf was doing with that flame thrower, anyway.
That's it. I need a nap and a nice bottle of jaegermeister.
Grimble_Grumble Community Member 
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