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more entertaining phrases courtesy of my knuffle

Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.

It's better to be looked over than overlooked.

Do stairs go up or down?


You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Black holes are where God divided by zero.