Well, as you all know, Mr. Emoticon is starting to not be so date-challenged cool . *Whispers*: It's all going to his head. stare Whoops! I guess he heard me. talk2hand Oh, don't be such a meanyface!
His date started out really well. They went to a nice restaraunt that had a casual elegance to it. This is part of what they ate: cheese_whine Mr. Emoticon was kind of nervous, especially when he saw how beautiful Courtney looked. sweatdrop They began talking, and they had more in common than Mr. Emoticon originally thought. She thought he was very funny. cool Yes, Mr. Emoticon, we all know that you think you are cool.
However, when it couldn't get any better, things went downhill for Mr. Emoticon.. eek No, it's actually not shocking at all. stare
Anyway, as soon as Mr. Emoticon got down eating, he belched extremely loud, and everybody in the restaurant began staring at him. redface Courtney didn't seem to mind because she just rolled her eyes and smiled. He really got disgusting went he got up to leave and FARTED!! redface stressed Courtney thought it was disgusting, but forgave Mr. Emoticon when he apologized. smile
Mr. Emoticon had one last straw, and he blew that too. On the way out of the restaurant, Courtney and Mr. Emoticon began talking about their llamas.
dramallama dramallama You see, Courtney is very sensitive when it comes to the way her llama looks, and Mr. Emoticon called it fat in a round-a-bout way. Courtney didn't speak to him the rest of the night other than to say that she was breaking up with him. cry emo
 StrawberryScentedSharpie · Wed Jul 02, 2008 @ 08:59pm · 0 Comments |
