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The Bell
I started playing my Kingdom Hearts file again. Surprising for even me. I was all like, "I... Have the urge... To play Kingdom of the Hearts." So I did.
NOW. Remember that Reverse Guard Armor mechanism type monster machine heartless? Yeah. I just got past that. What I want to know is... Wtf man. Why did they make me do that.
Let's start from the beginning.
So Cid was all like, "LOL HAY SORA HAY. SORA. HAY SORA... HAY. Deliver this book, plox. To the old Magician man in Third District. Yeah. You know. The one's whose house is a whore to get to. You know? The one that's surrounded by polluted water? You get where I'm saying? The one with the jacked up exterior? Hm? You know? The one with the dark and mysterious atmosphere? Huh? Like it's been holding evil? Pretty suspicious? Yeah, that one. Go there. Deliver this book. LOL IT WAS PRETTY MESSED UP. NO ONE COULD FIX IT 'cept me. For some reason I could. Yep. Bring it to him, and then when you're done, come to that Vacant House which will no longer be vacant because we broke in. 'Kay?"
So I was like, "If you're going to be at that house that's like, two seconds away from the Magician's house... Why don't you just go?" But I just went. Delivered the book, came back to the house.
They (Aerith, Leon, Cid) were all like, "ALOLOL HAY DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BELL."
I'm like, "Yeah, the one that caused an earthquake earlier. I know about that bell. And by that, I mean I don't know about all that at all. It caused an earthquake."
"YAH, BUT LIEK legend has it that if you ring it three times, something happens."
"... PROBABLY MORE NATURAL DISASTERS OF SOME KIND. I'm not going up there. No. That is crazy. You can't make me."
"BUT YOU MUST FIND TEH KEYHOLES FOR THIS WORLD."
"... SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I RING THAT BELL THREE TIMES. YOU WHORES. I'M NOT GOING UP THERE."
"You must, for you are the keyblade mastersfskdjlsss."
"... I hate you all so much."
So I went up to the stupid bell that causes earthquakes. After defeating all the heartless that were surrounding it (which is just a bad sign... That's like that stupid hotel. "HONEY WE SHOULD GO STAY IN THE HOTEL." "OOYAKYAYAY BAYBEE LET US GO." Then the heartless pop up like, "AGOOGOOGOOO. LEYT'S FITE." No. That's why no one's ever in that hotel.) And I even had to break some wood to get to where you pull the bell. Wtf man. Who rang it before? I'm pretty sure even Heartless can't walk through walls. But then again, they form themselves from the ground, so whatever. I broke through. I rang the bell. I look down at the plaza and notice the wall in the water fountain turned itself and made the water turn into fire. You know what. No. This is where I should have left. This is where, in real life, I would have gone back to the house like, "You know what guys? No. It made the water fire. I don't think this is a good idea at all. You should do this. You can borrow my keyblade for it even." But no. I had to fight on.
This time, I rang the bell and once again, the wall turned. And started sparkling. Things don't just start sparkling. All is not well. I did not like how things were going at all.
So I rang the bell the third time. This time, the wall turned again. It showed pretty butterflies. I was like, "Oh. How nice. biggrin Maybe this thing isn't so bad after all. I mean, come on. That is one spiffed up wall." And then water started shooting up. "Oh man. This is gorgeous. What a romantic setting and whatnot. Is this all that the legend was? A nice spot to hang out around? Well. This rules." The keyhole showed up. "Omfg. Score. Gorgeous setting, the keyhole, and I don't even have to fight a monster. Is this perfect or what? Psh. To think I was scared. I-I'm sure the earthquake was just to scare us off. Man. I love this place"
So, I jumped down and ran towards the keyhole. In which the earth started shaking. And Guard Armor appeared.
D: WTFMAN. WTF.
That's just not fair. That was a gigantic trick. IT TRICKED ME. I was all like, "OMG HOW BEAUTIFUL IS THIYAS? HOW NIYSS. I WILL JUST SEEL THIS KEYHOLE AND BE ON MY WAY. MAN WAS THIS EASY."
And the Guard Armor was like, "OH NO YOU DO NOT. DO NOT FEAR, FOR I AM HERE. TEE HEE."
That just pissed me off.
But whatever I guess? I owned him. And then sealed the world. And now I have the right mind to destroy Cid and his Final Fantasy brethren. Them with their, "LOL IT IS PROBABLY JUST AN URBAN LEGEND PROBABLY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, MAYBE."
I hate them. :/
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