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1. my favorite book is "The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy".
2. I have a pet lizard.
3.I am the wickid pimp of the west.
4.no.
5.don't be hati'n!
6.7.
8.I am afraid of the light.
9.Turn off the dark.
10.Silence is golden,but duct-tape is silver.11.im gonna...im gonna do something realy bad!
14.im not bad i just make bad choices...
JOIN THE DARK SIDE AND TOGETHER WE'LL MAKE SOME SANDWITCHES!
15.your moms an irish nazi!
19.(this message has been brought to you by the number 11)
]<4/|/|)'/ }<()|2/|/ my name in REAL 1337
Ben pointed out that humans are the only mammals on the planet that drink another species' breast milk. When I think about it that way, milk seems kind of creepy, doesn't it? It's really just a mildly viscid, pasty solution that was mechanically pumped out of a gassy bovine's flaccid booby. Remember the stuff you poured on your Cheerios this morning? It came from a cow's tit. That white mustache on Conan O'Brian's face? Cow tit. That tall, cool, frothy glass of milk you drank to wash down your dinner of greasy pork products? Big, brown puckered wrinkly cow tit. Cow tit, cow tit, cow tit, cow tit.
Discuss strange things we humans eat and drink.
Written with a pen, sealed with a kiss
If you are my friend, please answer this
Are we friends or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot.
So tell me now and tell me true,
So I can say, I am here for you.
Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the ones I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
19. What shivers your timbers?
36.
he's pretty much my favorite animal.
37. My Name Is Fred I Was Sent To Bed Without Being Fed I Went Looking For A Sandwitch With Two Slices Of Bread.
Have you noticed that "Orbit White" is racisist? Because it is, why not "Orbit Mexican" or "Orbit Asian" Huh? America I ask you make the choice, "Orbit Racist" or "Trident"....You decide.
I'm sorry your peach cobbler looks like vomit with peas....
STUFF THAT PEOPLE DO TO ANNOY ME
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know a*****e, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here a*****e! People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
A Good Friend Will Come Bail You Out Of Jail But A True Friend Will Be Sitting Next To You Saying,"Dude, We ******** Up..."
I Have A Breif Announcement To Make, Jesus Was Black And Ronald Mc Donald Is The Devil And The Government Is Lieing About 911...thank you.
Off The Heezey Indeed.
JACKAL!!!
i have finaly decided to put a pic of my hair on my profile..
Look Baby Just Because Were Going To The Movies Dosent Mean Im Paying For Your Ticket
333 Im Only Half Evil
Have you noticed that "Orbit White" is racisist? Because it is, why not "Orbit Mexcian"
or "Orbit Asian" will you chew rascist gum or will you chew Trident!
the choice is yours....
 Psychedelic Shark · Sat Jul 29, 2006 @ 08:21pm · 0 Comments |
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