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Jin x Lisa By EternalSkyes |
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PS. THE MAYOR IS WHITE BUT RAISED BY AND LOVED BY INDIAN WOLFS WITH AIDS.
I woke up the next day in Jins arms after fifteen hours of non stop intercoursing.
"Good morning, sweetie," he said softly as he realized I was awake.
"Oh, good morning.." I said yawning.
"Did you sleep well?" He asked.
"Yeah, I'm gonna shower and make breakfast," I said standing up and yawning.
"Okay," he replied. I walked off into the bathroom and turned the shower on as I brushed my teeth. Once I was finished I got in the shower and started washing myself.
The door opened randomly, and I was guessing Jin walked in.
"I'm just going to use the bathroom," he said.
"Oh alright," I answered while I was shampooing my hair.
I heard the toilet shut and the sink go on.
"Hey," Jin said.
"Yeah?"
"Can I come in?"
"Jin go outside," I groaned.
"Aww, fine." he said sadly.
The door shut behind him, and I turned the shower off since I was finished. I dried off and put some clothes on, then walked out of the bathroom to start breakfast.
I glanced over to the table and saw it had been made. "Oh, Jin, thank you for fixing the table." I said with a smile.
"You're welcome," he said with a smile.
I noticed Jin had started breakfast, making some croistants, which I hadn't had in a while.
"Breakfast is ready!" Jin announced.
I sat down at my chair studying him as he put a plate down in front of me.
"Aren't you awefully cheerful this morning," I said eyeing him suspiciously.
"Well, actually, I have a small surprise for you,"
My face lit up. "Really? What is it? Can I see it!"
"Patience," he said with a smile. "you've got to find it."
"Find it?" I asked, standing up.
"Sit, and look around. You won't find it if you're searching for it," he responded.
"Oh.. okay," I said.
"You might as well start eating, for you'll probably see it when you least expect it,"
"Alright," I said as I started eating the croistant.
I looked around hoping to find it, and randomly shouting "Aha!" from time to time, but he would just shake his head and smile.
"I give up," I said with a sigh and stared at him.
"Oh! I didn't notice this vase," I said, which was blocking my view to look at Jin's god-like eyes.
"Really?" he said with a chuckle.
"And such a pretty flo-" I stared at it and my eyes grew wide. "a blue feather?"
"Surprise, surprise," he said with a smile.
"OH MY GOSH JIN YES!" I screamed happily and stood up to go hug him.
"I'm so happy you accepted," he said with a smile.
"I'm so happy you asked! I can't.. oh my goodness, hold on," I said as I ran off to the bathroom.
"L-lisa? Are you alright?" he asked.
I leaned over the toilet and suddenly became extremely sick. I felt Jin bend down beside me and pull my hair up so I wouldn't get it dirty.
"Were my croistants that bad?"
I laughed weakly. "No.. I just didn't feel well all of a sudden."
"Let me give you a check up," he said softly. "lucky for you I brought my tools."
"Oh goody," I said sarcasticly.
As soon as he was done, he looked away not wanting to tell me what was wrong with me.
"Come on, Jin. It can't be that bad,"
"Well. I wouldn't call it bad,"
"Then why on Earth was I puking?"
He looked down, blushing hard. "You're pregnant."
"W-what?!" I said in disbelief. "I've only been with one man all my life and thats you! How do you know already?"
"Before you left, we we're together," he said eyeing me. "which was two months ago."
"..Oh!" I said in disbelief.
"Well, don't worry, we're getting married now." he said with a smile.
I nodded. "I'm so happy!" I squealed.
"As I am," he agreed with a smile.
"Oh, zoo two are joining in hooly mating?"
"Uh.. I believe so," I responded to the Mayor as I stared down.
"Why on Earth does he talk like this, and why was he elected the new Mayor?" I whispered to Jin.
"He's rich and gives anyone almost anything." he whispered back.
Well, that might come in handy, I thought to myself.
"So, shortly?" he asked.
"Uh.."
"Yes, tomorrow," Jin answered.
"Well, okay," I said with a smile.
"Ah, I almost forgot, Lisa! Here is gift I remembered not to hand you."
"Erm.."
"Here is basic hoe." he said opening a door.
"W-what!? Jin, he's gifting me a hoe? Like an actual one?"
"Not.. like that, honey.."
The Mayor walked back out with a hoe. A farming hoe.
"Oh, thank you so much sir. We'll see you tomorrow,"
"Goodnight," Jin said.
"It'sa Mario hoe!" he called out waving.
"He needs to get a dictionary of how to say goodbye correctly," I mumbled as we walked home.
Jin laughed, and we walked inside.
Tomorrow came by rather quickly.
"Natalia.. stop.. tightening.. the fxcking.. corset." I groaned at my cousin, and also one of my bridesmaids, Natalia.
"It needs to be tight enough, alright?" she retored. "So suck it up, it hurts to be beautiful on the day of your wedding,"
"I am so happy I get to be your bridesmaid at your wedding.. I will.. oww! I will.. not let you breathe!"
"Sure, if I get married anytime soon,"
"Oh shut up, you will."
She continued tightening the corset until it almost killing the living daylights in me.
"I think thats tight enough."
"You think?! When I take this off, I'm going to have red marks everywhere!"
"You mean, when Jin takes it off."
"Shut up!" I yelled.
"Don't be rude to your bridesmaid," she giggled.
"Hey, Maya, get me her dress!" Natalia called out to Maya.
"Coming!" she called.
"Did Candace fix it?" I asked.
"Yeah, good as new." Maya replied.
"Step over your dress," Maya told me, and I did as she ordered.
I felt Maya and Natalia slip the dress over me and zip it up.
"Now, sit." Natalia ordered.
"This feels more like jail.." I wimpered.
"Candace!" Maya called.
"I-i'm coming!" she said softly.
"Time for your make-up," Maya announced.
"Y-yes.. I will try to make you look as good as possible," Candace spoke softly.
"Alright, get to it!" Natalia said.
I felt blush, base, eyeshadow, and everything being applied on my face.
"Okay.. and now put some red here, to make it look like blood." Natalia said with a smirk on her face.
"You're not actually listening to her, are you?!" I cried out.
"Are you actually believing her," Candace asked with a smile as she continued to apply make-up to my face."
"Where's the curler?" Maya asked as she was rummaging through a bunch of drawers.
"H-hey! Don't make a mess-"
"Stop moving," Candace ordered coldly. "I don't want to mess up."
"Sorry," I said with a sigh. "Maya stop messing up my drawers!"
"I found it!" she said and plugged it into the wall.
"What time is it?" I asked nervously.
"Oh, you're about three hours late," Natalia said sarcasticly.
"Oh don't tell me that! You know right now I'll believe anything right now!"
"Hush up, you'll be ready in about twenty minutes. Besides, it's always nice to let the groom get nervous as hell."
"W-what?! I'm late? On purpose?"
"Just ten minutes, don't worry." Candace said with a grin.
"Ten? That'll feel like a lifetime for him!"
"Calm down!" All three of them yelled.
"O-okay. Sorry." I said sighing.
I felt something hot behind my head messing around with my hair. The curler, of course.
After about five minutes they all announced at once, "You're all done!"
"Take a look in the mirror, princess," Natalia said with a grin.
I walked over to the big mirror and stood right in front of it. My mouth dropped open. "Is that.. me?" I asked in disbelief.
"Of course it's you, silly! We're real too, you know," Maya said with a grin.
"We make a good team," Candace said happily.
"Yeah, we do!" Natalia giggled and went to go get my shoes.
Candace bent over, looking through a drawer, and pulled out my veil.
"There we go.. you look very lovely," she said with a warm smile, as she inserted the veil on my head.
"Here are your shoes, madam!" Maya said with a smile.
Natalia set down a pair of high heels in front of me and smiled.
I stared at them for a long moment.
"Go on.. put them on." Candace said, looking a bit confused.
"High.. heels?"
"You weren't expecting converse, were you?" Natalia asked.
"No, but sandals at least?"
"This is traditional! Now put them on," Maya insisted.
"Fine.." I groaned. I stepped into them awkwardly, feeling a bit higher.
"Perfect! Now we need to get dressed," Natalia said.
"What?! Now you decide to change?"
"Being late on purpose, remember?" Candace said with a giggle.
"Hey, Candace, where did you put my bag?" Maya asked.
"Why me.." I whined, as I sat down on my bed.
Finally, after ten minutes, they were done.
"D-does my hair look okay..?" Candace asked softly.
"No. It does not. Leave your hair down today!" Natalia said, as she let Candace's braids loose and started brushing her hair.
"I'm leaving my hair down, you should too!" She continued with a smile as she kept brushing Candace's hair.
"Well.. I guess you're right.."
"Besides, you wanna look nice for Julius, ri-ght?" Maya giggled.
"Maya!" she said, looking down, her face immediately going red.
I stood up and smiled. "It's alright Candace, no need to be ashamed."
She stood up and nodded. "Let's go," she said softly.
"By the way, here's your bouquet of flowers," Natalia said, handing me them.
As we walked out of my house, on our way to the church, talking and giggling, we spotted a young man, around our age, maybe a year older, wandering around suspiciously.
He had silver hair, and green eyes.
"My, aren't I the luckiest fellow in the world? Four lovely maidens, good day." he spoke.
"Dibbs," Natalia whispered.
We all started laughing as soon as she said that.
"May I ask where you might all be going?" he said with a smile.
"We're going to a wedding!" Maya exclaimed happily.
"Ah, I see," he said with a smile, as he walked closer to us.
He looked directly at Natalia, and picked up her hand and kissed it.
"I sure hope, you won't be getting married soon in the future." he spoke to her with a small smile.
She turned red, and with a smile he started walking off.
"What's his named?" Natalia asked.
"Phantom Skye," he replied.
"Oh, it's that thief.." Candace said, as we were arriving to the church.
"I don't care.." Natalia said, with a daydreamed look on her face.
"Go on in!" All three of them giggled as they darted inside.
I walked up nervously to the alter with Jin, as he stared at me with a warm smile on his face.
"Ahem," the Mayor began.
Oh great, he's the priest as well.
"Us reunioned here the day after yesterday, to put Jin and Lisa as one, in hooly mating."
"He's gonna smush them into one being?" I heard Natalia, who was sitting behind me, ask someone. "I think he's gonna make them mate afterwards.." Julius had answered.
I tried hard not to scoff at that so I swallowed and coughed.
"But how? He's going to make them 'one being', isn't he?" I heard Maya whisper.
"In ecstasy, and in caca.."
"What on Earth is wrong with this mayor slash priest, can't he just read it straight from the book?" Natalia groaned.
"In puking, and in health,"
"Finally, one word right.." Chase groaned. Maya giggled.
I was doing a really good effort at trying not to laugh. I glanced at Jin, and he gave me a weak smile. I smiled back.
"Untill never ending sleep do you bye bye?"
We both nodded.
"Jin, gay basturd guy, do you take this prostitute as your wife?"
Jin's eyes widened, as Maya, Natalia, Julius, well just everyone burst out laughing.
"I.. do.." he mumbled.
"Do you, basic hoe, take this deckface as your husband?"
I remained looking down. "I do," I said, giggling a little bit.
"Then, teddy bear, you may bang your cub,"
"What the fxck.." Natalia whispered.
Jin laughed, and leaned down to kiss me.
"I now announce you, mario, and luigi!" the Mayor spoke proudly.
I started laughing inbetween our kiss and pulled away with a smile.
"I love you," I said with a smile.
"I love you too," he replied with an even wider smile.
"WATCH OUT!" Natalia, and a voice that appeared to be Phantom Skye's yelled out.
Jin and I turned around and quickly ducked down.
A fridge flew past us, and hit the Mayor, right in the face.
I looked over to Natalia, who was staring at Phantom Skye, he was staring back, both of them blushing.
"Heh," a voice said.
All of us looked over, besides the Mayor of course, at the man who stood at the door of the church.
He looked over at us and smiled.
"Betches." Akito said as he walked out.
The next morning after a whole bunch of banging, like the priest himself told us to do at the alter, there was a knock on the door.
I stood up yawning, with a blanket around me as I opened the door.
"Hello..?" I asked weakly rubbing my eyes.
The person in front of me stared at me with wide eyes."Uh, go inside," she mumbled, pushing me in my house.
"Okay.." I said stumbling in awkwardly and letting her in.
"You're still half asleep, aren't you?" she asked.
I blinked a few times. "Not that much," I said now consiously looking at the girl in front of me. My eyes widened and my mouth dropped.
"N-Natalia?! What are you doing here?" I asked in disbelief, covering myself more with the blanket.
"Wow, seems like you two had fun," she said, looking at Jin in horror, then covering her eyes, since he wasn't exactly wearing anything.
"Honey.. where are you," Jin asked with a smile on his face, his eyes still closed.
"I think I came at a bad time, well uh, the Mayor wanted to give you something. So yeah, go to town when you can, bye!" she said as she ran out.
"Alright, bye!" I replied, shutting the door.
I sat down by the bed, shaking Jin softly, while laying my blanket back on top of him.
"Jin.."
"Oh, Lisa," he replied, his eyes still closed.
"Yeah, Jin, I'm going to go out for a bit, alright?"
"No," he groaned.
"Oh, do you need me to stay for something?"
"Don't.. stop," he moaned, and then I soon realized my blanket was soaked.
I somehow found myself storming out of my house to Natalia's house.
"I am. So mad." I groaned.
"Um, would you mind if you told me at Julius's house? I was going to go to his place for the morning,"
"Sure, I don't care." I mumbled.
"Might as well do it with two people at once, right?" she said with a weak smile.
"Nat.. I'm married, if you forgot.."
"I didn't mean it like that," she said with a pissed look on her face. "I meant as in venting out."
"Oh, right, I knew that."
"Sure, lets go!" she giggled as we walked over to Julius's house.
Natalia knocked on Julius's door, while I was just fussing over what happened earlier with Jin.
The door opened a few seconds later, and Julius pretty much dragged us in.
"Hello, hello! Would you care to have some tea?" he asked cheerfully.
"No," I groaned.
"Uh, I would, thank you," Natalia responded with a smile. "and I actually brought Lisa with me, because she needs some venting out to do, and since I was already leaving, I brought her with me!"
"Oh, I see. You don't mind my hearing, do you Lisa?" he asked.
"No. I'm just so mad. Do you know what happened this morning?!" she cried.
Natalia's face went red. "I-I see. That's what's bothering you. I really didn't know I was intruding! I'm so sorry!" she said blushing furiously. Julius put his hand over his mouth to keep from laughing.
"You intruded, them, you know.."
"Yes," she said, looking away ashamed.
"Oh, no. I didn't mean that," I said, lightening up a bit.
"Oh! Thank goodness! Then, what did happen?" Natalia asked curiously.
"I was shaking Jin so he would wake up because I was going to go buy something at Mira's store, you know, these two braceletes I saw Julius fixing up,"
"Oh, I have those, if you would like to pay for them right now," he offered.
"Oh, well, yeah sure, but let her finish," Natalia interrupted. He nodded, as I continued.
"So, yeah, I was shaking him and all to make him wake up, so I could tell him where I was going, you know? And he was just all oh, no. I'm like oh, I can stay if you need something, and then.. then.."
"Then?!" Julius and Natalia asked, completely interested in my story.
"Then he moaned my name! Oh, and do you know what he did then?! He jizzed on my blankets! My GOOD blanket. My favorite one!"
"Oh, then one we made when we were little?" Natalia asked.
"Yes! THAT one! He jizzed on it! I got so pissed off I just like stormed off and ugh that made me so mad! I can't believe he did that!" I went on.
"I mean, and it's not like we didn't do anything last night! We did, and for a long time! And he wants more the next day? Come on. I'm only human!"
"Calm down, girl, no details." Julius said.
"Do you feel better?" Natalia asked, after I cooled off a little bit.
"Yeah. Thanks you guys," I said with a smile.
"Wanna know what I think?" Julius asked, as he popped a bubble with the gum he was chewing.
"Sure," I said with a smile.
"Girl, I think you like totally need a complete vacation, gi-rl!!"
I blinked. "What did you just say,"
"I still don't get what Candace see's in you," I heard Natalia mumble.
"What did you say, darling?" Julius asked her.
"Nothing at all, Julius, nothing at all!" she said with a grin.
"Anyways, I'll go get those braceletes you needed," Julius said to me as he walked into his bedroom.
"Oh, that reminds me, the Mayor was going to give you a honeymoon ticket, you need to get it today though." Natalia told me.
"Oh, right, I completely forgot about that,"
"Here are your braceletes, Lisa! That'll be four thousand gold please," he said handing them to me.
"If you weren't my friend, I would run," I said making a face and paying him the due amount.
"It's not my fault this world rips everyone off now a days," he answered with a smile.
"So give me a discount?" I said with a grin.
"No."
"Fine, I'll see you later, bye!"
"Bye!" Natalia and Julius replied.
I walked down to town and entered the Mayor's hall, wondering what to expect for his dialogue to be this time.
"Um, hello, sir," I said awkwardly as I walked in.
"Frijoles!" he said. I was guessing that was his greeting.
"Yes, you were going to give me something?" I asked.
"Unquestionably! Here be honeymoon ticket!" he replied handing me the ticket.
"Oh.. thank you!" I said and smiled. He finally said something right for once.
"Problem notto!"
"Uh, well, bye!" I said.
"Spaghettios!" he yelled back.
He went from mexican, to italian. Great.
"Jin?" I called as I walked into my house.
"Please Jin? Just a small kiss? She doesn't have to know," I heard Anissa beg.
"She's in here," I groaned.
"Get out, Anissa!" Jin yelled, pushing her out of the way.
"But, Jin! We have something!"
"You want us to, but we don't," he groaned. "now get out, and welcome home honey!"
"Uh, hi. Anissa, could you like, leave?" I asked, getting angry.
"Why should I? Besides, you stole my man." she replied. She was such a snob. I glared at her and threw her to the floor kicking her.
"No, you tried to steal him from me, he was never yours to begin with." I said, while I kicked her various times. "Now get out."
"Doctor, she hit me! I need a check up!"
"I know, it's my job," Jin said with a sigh as he looked over at me. "but right now, I have a much more important patient to tend to, so bye!" he said as he ran out with me to the ship that was going to take us to the island where our
honeymoon would take place.
"I'm.. going to.. get them." Anissa groaned.
"Lisa," Jin moaned.
It was around 20:00, and we had already been here since 14:00.
"Lisa.." he groaned, suddenly pulling away.
"W-what? Jin? What's the matter?" I asked with a sad look on my face.
"Were you.. mad at me earlier?"
I stared at him in disbelief. "You're stopping because of that?"
"It's.. bugging me," he said.
"Jin, it was nothing, really," I said with a smile and started kissing him again.
"No, tell me, please,"
"You just like," I sighed. "jizzed my blanket and that pissed me off. Okay?"
He stared at me and started laughing. His laughter was broken by a vase being thrown through the window, hitting the floor with a crash.
I quickly covered myself with a sheet on the bed. "What was that?!" I asked.
I looked down at the vase shattered on the floor, and on it, was a note that read: LOVE, ANISSA.
Jin stood up and looked out the window.
"Heh, heh." I heard Hiro scoff.
"You look like a fxcking slxt," he said, and walked off.
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