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ALISON LUFFS JASDERO!!!! HA!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT YOU SAVAGE NORSEMAN!!!


SINCE WHEN DID VIKINGS BECOME SO COOL ANYWAY?

If my opinion mattered, I would say that Vikings are just very large, hairy, men. ‘Cause girls can’t be Vikings………


Girls can be pirates, though……that’s why I’m a pirate……..’cause pirates totally pwn ninjas…….


HA! Nothing you can do about this, Alison!!!!! My page!!!!!!! I’ll give you your own rant page sometime.

NOT ANYTIME SOON, THOUGH!!!!! YOU MIGHT HAVE TO START ONE ON YOUR OWN PC………..

You know…..the text I’m using is also a translation for “Lavi”…………I’m a loser.

I think Bert stole Ernie’s eyebrows, because Ernie has none, and Bert has a fuzzy thing on his forehead.


I’m getting tired of all the bad stuff in the news. I wanted to watch something happy. So I watched Sesame Street’s 25th Anniversary video. It’s now ranked number two on my favorite movies list. I still don’t know what number one is.

“Comics” Is not spelled c-o-m-I-x.
Get it right, Microsoft!

A bank robber, a savage Norseman, and an agent from the IRS…………I don’t get it.

Larry would be better off a pickle.

Old men rock. That’s why we need more of them. CRACK IS WHACK!!!!!

If Danny Parker were a real person, I sort of imagine his hand-writing to look like this.
GAY! GAY! GAY!

You’re done. YOU’RE DONE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

If this is what I do in my free time, then I need less of it.

Sometimes I like to rethink the life I don’t have. Loopy letters!

Oooooh, very fancy. Fancy-pants!
Dancer-pants Cody!

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(******** your babies!!!!!!!! Who’s your daddy now, b***h?!)


A friend would give you their umbrella in the rain. A REAL friend would then take that umbrella away and say “Run, b***h, run!”

Does he have your number? 1-800-BE-OTCH?

Ms. Phelan is obviously holding something against me. I’m having second thoughts about choir next year…………..

Day is done, gone the sun………lala la lala la lala LA!

I’ve never liked the name Jimmy. Is that weird?

Zac likes the men……..

What sets the English apart from the French? The English have Allen Walker on their side.

Momma’s getting a new pair of shoes!!!!!!!!!! So says Mrs. King.

Fragment (consider revising) So there!

My deoduhrant smells like the Caribbean.