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May 11th, Year 1
My cousin sent me this notebook with a fancy cover for my birthday a few months ago. She said I was cool and needed to record my life story in it. It’s a really big book. I don't think enough stuff worth writing down will happen to me, and I doubt anyone would bother reading it, (especially my cousin, she called me a noob yesterday 'cause I tried making a u-turn with my bike but I fell over) and if they did they'd burn it for warmth. In a desert.
Although she did pay money for it, (I think?) the cover is all crocodile skinish, which is kind of weird but I kind of like it, (is crocodile skin expensive?) and the pages have nice lines, I very much like them. I guess I could try and make this..... slightly comedic? So in the future, some guy will dig this up and say "Ha ha, what a noob, this guy fell off his bike trying to make a u-turn," and he'll actually want to read on? Or if one of my friends stole this and would finally recognize my comedic genius. They'd open up to this page and say "Lol, Frisco thinks he's funny," (my name is Frisco) and would refrain from burning this. Maybe.
Just don't expect too much, (who am I talking to again?) I'm not that funny and I'm kind of a bad writer. You should go into this thinking of me as a talentless snot lacking social skills, so that something mediocre I write will seem like gold. Comedy gold.
Like it? Love it? Want to print it out and burn it? Give me your thoughts! (in a comment)
 Kama Fudda · Fri Jul 02, 2010 @ 06:36am · 0 Comments |
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