If the pope goes to the bathroom, then is it called holly crap?
Why are softballs hard?
What happens when you lose a lost and found box?
Do bald men wash their hair with shampoo?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can pick them up anyway?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Can you eat your own head?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
If a king is gay and gets married to a guy, then what is his role in the royal family?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Can you cry underwater?
If people speak sign language do they see hands in their heads or do they hear words in their when they think?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel in when he gets out of the shower when all he wears is a shirt?
How come Winnie the Pooh doesn't wear pants?
If marbles are not made out of marbles, then why are they called marbles?
Why is it when your sleeping its called drool but when youre awake it's called spit?
How come people tell you to be a kid for as long as possible, but at the moment but when you do something immature or childish they tell you to grow up?
How come Wall*Mart doesnt sell walls?
When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Bunnies don't lay eggs.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
What shape is the sky?
What happens when you find a 4 leaf clover under a latter?
How come it says to "shake well" on ketchup bottles but it doesnt on packets?
Can bald men have hair fractures?
Can you give a homeless person homework?
If practice makes perfect, and nobodys perfect, then why practice?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Do vampires have AIDS?
Can someone be atticited to counseling? If so, then how would they be treated?
If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out?
What is a male ladybug called?
Do cows drink milk?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
What does OK actually mean?
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
~Rose of DarkMoon~ Community Member 
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