First off the definition of a Noob.
Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own.
I. Noobish
Often, but not always, "noobs" exposes themselves as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some things one might say. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.
stFU /../..an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b
or...
OMG U DUNT NO MII CUZ I HAV WAT U WANT IMMA PLAAHA!
((or somthing along those lines.))
Since noobs are basically ignorant people. They will be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite aggressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid succession. Also tending to start internet fights with someone. Although in the correct humor it is a funny thing that everyone dose. You can tell the difference.
Noobs have difficulty comprehending the idea of authority.
Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newbe/new player (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid fire and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob.
 ll A p o c a l y p s e ll · Tue Nov 10, 2009 @ 09:31pm · 0 Comments |
