Again I'd like to bring out the stupidness of being a teen
Well, I recently found out my crush likes someone else. What a waste of two years on the same guy! Makes you wanna kick him in the nuts, doesn't it? You have no idea how many times I thought of that, but the problem is that he doesn't even know. He doesn't even know that I liked him or that he hurt me. One hundred packs of chocolate and a few weeks later, I got over him. It made me realize how stupid he really is, and how stupid I was to even lay eyes on him. If I didn't have any morals I'd kick him in the nuts until I was sure he couldn't have children or grandchildren. Man I'm a horrible person. Wait, no I'm not! He is! HE'S THE DEVIL!!! WOW that felt good. Anyway, I'm sure most of you know how I feel. Remember, get your girlfriends together and eat all the chocolate you need. Don't worry about gaining weight, it's not like he'll care...
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