I cried on the night you left.
The day after you left, I got a raise. I was so excited and I went to go text you. Stopped halfway through when I remembered you didn't have your phone anymore.
I had to pay people to call me "hoe", just to get through the day.
I had to have sex with several Punjabi men to fill the void that your absence created.
I had no one to talk to about my boy problems while you were gone. And I ALWAYS have boy problems!
So Beta fish made a 3rd account to stalk me on FB. Had to block his a** AGAIN!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! REALLY CUTE BOY TALKED TO ME!!!!!
So.... That really cute boy turned out to be a pornstar. And he totally wants the D.
Ughhh.... Remind me why I still like Vincent again? :/
So one of my other friends, who actually lives in Arizona mind you, got back from his military training. And all I could think was "ugh!!! Why can't Adam be back already?! T.T"
Omg! I had an amazing date!!!!
I hate shaving my booty. Its so round and plump, its like impossible for me to figure out what direction it grows in. Why cant it all grow in... ONE DIRECTION?! : D
A dog pooped on my face at work...
Ughh... Something awful happened. I really needed to talk to you today... :/
Merry Christmas!!!
Interesting... So it turns out I like the taste of semen.
Got my wisdom teeth removed today and omg... I'm in soooo much pain.
5 days later... Still in pain and I look like a chip munk.
I had a dream that you called me.
Happy New Years!!!!
So Beto keeps calling and texting. It's gotten to a point where I'm actually considering pressing charges and getting a restraining order.
Sooooo..... Apparently my boyfriend can talk to dead people... >.>;;
I successfully bottomed for the first time! Omg I took that d**k like a boss!!
Omg, so one of my outside kitties got injured. I took her to the vet and had surgery. I had her for 2 days, and I took her back cuz it looked like it was getting infected. And I ended up having to put her down. It was so sad, I cried so much. :/
