K so last night at 11 i get a text saying (all this will be word for word) 'I want to do you' and i think, "well I bet it's larry being a p***k again" cuz he's left rude and sick voicemails on my fone before, so I replied 'K. Who r u?' and they didn't reply so I said again 'Excuse me. I asked u who u were, now it would be smart to tell me. BEFORE I GET PISSED!' and they reply 'Alright, alright my name is collin. I an larrys friend. We were bored and were just joking around.' so I said 'thank u collin. Now please tell larry 2 ******** himself or go jack off 2 get rid of those "urges".' and I ask 'Now do u boys want 2 say anything else b4 i go 2 bed?' and no reply comes so i say 'Boys the polite way 2 respond to a girl would be 'yes' or 'no' not silence.' and I get no answer so I turn off my fone and go to bed. When i wake up i have a message saying sorry we went to bed.'
me-'well, at least one of u has manners.'
them-'that would be collin'
me-'yeah. i no. He is quite a gentleman, and that will get him more girlfriends.'
them-'this is collin.'
me-'hello collin. How r u?'
them-'Tired. Larry is a freak and was humping my leg all night.'
me='Roflmao! Really?! O i am sorry, r ther any othr ppl he cud've gotten it out on?'
them-'Yeah. Everyone in camp.'
me-'Well atleast now i no that larry probably wasnt joking last nite, bt this time hes horny he has ppl txtng. In da past i wud find sik voicemails on my fone.' and that was the end of it. Thse who think my ex is an arrogant a** say 'aye'!
Aye! *raises hand*
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