Although the rest of my life has been fine, I am currently dealing with a very serious issue concerning my future career path, one that I am having trouble deciding. As I am nearly 50 years of age, I need to stop being an odd-job sort of guy and find a job that I know I won't lose. With my old age catching up with me, I fear that living on the brink of being fired isn't good for my heart. Besides, with the recession, not having a solid career path and a real back-up plan is instant suicicide, and I just can't decide what I ought to be. My choices are as follows: Professional Cowboy Pig Wrestler Guiness Book of World Records holder. I realize that most of these jobs are very unique in their own respects, but I am truly inspired by the progress one makes when making money in their respective industries. For instance, a professional cowboy knows the ins and outs of cattle and horses, and how to live in the wild west. Valuable lessons a pig wrestler might teach you include the anatomy of a true boar, and how one goes about tackling the slipper slimers. Guiness Book of World REcord Holders portray great determination and focus, a motivational drive found in no other Record Holder. These people are famous for their size, weight, feats and stunts. Currently I believe that being a pig wrestler may be my true calling. If you care to be a great friend, do tell me which of the career paths I have listed above make a good impression on you as a job I ought to persue. I know that most of you probably already have professions far superior to mine, but soon, if I can get out of the cheese fatory I work at now, I may surpass you with the most amazing pig wrestling profession of all time. And I know that hte money I will earn from it will buy me a Ferrari and a mansion the size of your mom's butt. (That is wayyy huge) =OD jk about ur mom...
Foaly51 · Sun Feb 15, 2009 @ 09:01pm · 0 Comments |