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1. Follow him around everywhere, and when he turns around to question you, just give a big cheesy smile and wave.
2. Braid his hair, and make him fight InuYasha like that.
3. Die his baboon pelts neon pink and green.
4. When he's asleep, draw all over his face. (Jigglypuff style, yo! cool )
5. Mock him with whatever he says, yet put it in a more feminin way.
6. Tape his eyes open and make him watch reruns of Hamtaro.
7. Handcuff him and try to shove him in an oversized tupperwear container.
8. Try and eat his golems.
9. Whenever he has an evil moment, play some random Britney Spears song.
10. Make him play with kittens, then tape it, then ship it off to InuYasha.
11. Insist on him taking ballet lessons.
12. Tie his shoes together, and watch him falling face first down stairs.
13. Put bear traps at the bottom of the stairs.
14. Make him listen to Clay Aiken.
15. Give him 15 body piercings.
16. Redo his room with lots of fluffy animals when he's away, and insist when he comes back 'it was very gloomy, so I cheered you up'!
17. Make him sing along to the 'SpongeBob Squarepants' opening.
18. Force him to listen to Barney songs for three hours.
19. Throw him in a padded room with Shippo on a sugar rage.
20. When's he's having an evil speech, chew on popcorn REALLY loudly.
21. Spray him down in hamburger grease, so wherever he goes, a pack of dogs follow him.
22. Shave his baboon pelts, then stick a bunch of multicolour pompoms on, so it looks like a cheaply done version of the Techni-colour coat from Seinfeld.
23. Walk behind him wherever he goes, a huge pillow stuffed under the shirt, the shirt reading: My Daddy is t3h 3vil smex!
24. Poke him in the back nonstop, then when he tries to tell you off, stab him in the eyes and run for your damn life.
25. You spend most of your time asking him really stupid questions like "Why do you want the Shikon no Shiny?" or "Is the Shikon no Shiny made out of plaster?"
26. Make him mutter our words to "Its a small world"
27. Slip alchohol into his "evil" drink and watch him later on rapping out Petey Pablo.
28. Make him play practice dummy for your Tae-Kwon-Do.
29. Send him 500 fangirl emails per hour, so he has to delete them all.
30. Send more.
31. Burste in on him with a vaccum cleaner when he's trying to go to the bathroom.
32. Squease mini ketchup packages in his face.
33. Lick all his food and say that you want to "claim it."
34. Buy him Hit Clips. Period.
35. Make beeping noises when he's backing up.
36. Dissasemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge at his head.
37. Hide Lego in his pants.
38. Set his alarm at random times during the night.
39. Sell out his demons to Geiko.
40. Buy large amounts of trafic cones and reroute the barrier.
41. Light Roman Candles on his birthday cake.
42. Ask him what gendre he is.
43. Routinely handcuff him to random pieces of furniture, and say you're "Helping him prepare for the next big one."
44. String up Christmas lights around the castle and leave them on till June.
45. Occasionally while talking to him, bob your head like a parokeet.
46. Sing along to random opera's like 'Carmen' and 'Chicago' in his ear.
47. Construct elaborate 'crop circles' on his lawn.
48. Have an uncontrollable lust for him every five minutes.
48. Invite lots of evil demons over to his house.
49. Take away his barrier and put it up around a small hut and hide.
50. Gossip about him in his face.
51. Improvise Italian Operas in the middle of the night or early in the morning.
52. Act like you're related to him.
53. One word: Caffeine.
54. Pretend not to know the rules of personal space.
55. Run away with his pants.
56. Rename him "Ursula" and use it constantly around his enemies.
57. Push him constantly to reinact Riverdance weekly.
58. Buy him nerd glasses.
59. Become his personal "Masked Wedgie-Giver."
60. Drop mice down his shirt.
61. Rename Hakudoushi 'Haku', then watch Haku from Spirited Away get all pissed off.
62. Whenever you see InuYasha break down Naraku's barrier, start blaring "Who Let the Dogs Out."
63. Symbolize that Kohaku's name is officially owned by him and Naraku, then watch Haku from Spirited Away remember his real name is Kohaku and watch him get all pissed off.
64. Buy him best friend bracelets.
65. Have an uncontrollable need to blare Limp Bizkit at 3am, five inches away from his ear.
66. Turn him catholic.
67. Pull and prod his hair, occasionally trying to put it up in pigtails.
68. Take him trick-or-treating from town to town, making HIM wear the lame 'bedsheet-turned-ghost' costume.
69. Print off several NarakuXSesshoumaru yaoi pictures and paste them around his room.
70. Get really catchy songs stuck in his head like, "Can't touch this" and "Feliz Navidad."
71. Throw him onto the ice during a Sens VS Leafs hockey game.
72. Spork him. Constantly.
73. Make him watch you hoola dance, while going to some really lame Baha Men CD.
74. If possible, drag him along to a Britney Spears concert.
75. Put rubber bands up his arms.
76. Flick rubber bands at the back of his head.
77. Do something with rubber bands.
78. Play ping-pong with him. Call every shot he does 'a foul'.
79. Dress him up as a samurai in metal armor, then have endless hours of amusing yourself running around with a giant magnet.
80. Switch the Shikon Jewel with a pink marble and sell it on eBay.
81. Buy him a scooter.
82. Buy him rollerblades and all the safety equipment and put it on him. Take pictures. ^^
83. The only way you'de ever respond to his calls would be through morse code.
84. Get him a "Big Mistake" eraser, then say 'its for your own good'.
85. Mock him for hours on end as to 'How did you make Hakudoushi with Kikyou?'
86. Leave him alone in a room with Jakotsu. Thats enought to drive anyone insane. (Or gay.)
87. Leave him alone in a room with CK. That'll drive him insane with her yaoi ideas.
88. Dance around him constantly.
89. Draw him in Gundam Seed form, then watch him get all pissed off.
90. Call him 'Nara-Puu'.
91. Because you "can't whistle", whenever he's walking around, go "WHEET WHOO!"
92. Practice Kurama's 'hair flip' around him, and see if its as catchy as you think it is.
93. Pretend you're someone from the Matrix, and try to do your moves around him.
94. Stick a badminton birdy on his head and run away laughing like a schoolgirl.
95. Cosplay as him around his castle.
96. Play with Tonka Trucks, and always run over his feet.
97. Switch all of his evil theme music with Pokemon theme songs.
98. Impress him with your knowledge of how much this anime is related to Pokemon. "Gotta catch 'em all: Shikon Shards!"
99. Drag him down Sesame street and watch him go insane.
100. Do all of this within 24 hours of knowing him, then repeat the next day.
 Kitiara_fox · Fri Nov 24, 2017 @ 05:29am · 0 Comments |
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