What's the name of a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
What's the name of a man holding a spade?
Doug
What's the name of a man floating in the sea?
Bob
I've been searching everywhere for some camouflage trousers, but I can't find any!
How do you get 5,000 pikachus on a bus?
Pokemon
The other day my friend drowned in a bowl of muesli, got pulled in by a strong currant!
Whats the name of a russian man who hates women?
Mr Rippernippleov
just some not very funny, christmas cracker level jokes to brighten up the morning smile but they're not very funny so I don't know how they're gonna do that... smile
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Oh... I dunno
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