Hey there he bitches and she bitches. its mee, sami.. damn that ryhmed.. anyways, im super nice, &caring once you get to know me. but if you get on my bad side, well thats going to suck for you. people say im too aggressive for my own good. i will kick your a** is basically what im saying. i’m deathly afraid of the dark. if you keep me in a dark room, i will literally cry to death.. i’m not kidding. I’m serious.. haha i also have many flaws. but thats why people love me. some people dont, just because there jealous. or they just love to talk s**t, &chose me.
well, i love photography. the essence of it makes me very happy. art and nature are also a very big part in my life. but if i cant do anything, or get a job in photography, i would really like to be a tattoo artist. my brother-in-law is a tattoo artist, so when i watch him, it makes me want to be one even more.
well, i love photography. the essence of it makes me very happy. art and nature are also a very big part in my life. but if i cant do anything, or get a job in photography, i would really like to be a tattoo artist. my brother-in-law is a tattoo artist, so when i watch him, it makes me want to be one even more.
Some random facts ?
Alrighty, you asked.
Your mom is in my pants, b***h ******** you, SHORT attention span, currently writing a book, I really like dried roses, brown hair bitches, I have my blonde moments tho, Absolutely Fabulous, I love Oogie Boogie<3, I live on Diet Dr Pepper, oh and the Mad Hatter, I like to carve parts of books out its fun haha, i love the smell of patchouli, ive garggled poroxide(dont try it), I have a fetish with my nails; I bite them all the time, the doll from childs play scares the s**t out of me, i think karen o is goregous, SENSUAL SUDUCTION; that song is funnaay, i gots 7/16" plugs in mah ears, i would rather live in an addict, rather then a basement; i've read and seen those goosebumps stories, astrology is a big part of my life, i enjoy making kandi cuffs, i love to write; so if your looking for someone to RP or something with, i'll be glad to join, i'm really scared of electricity, I think joey from the real world Cancun is hot, and finally, if harry potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid, a teenage boy shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
Ok, Im done..
some of my phobias are;
Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.
Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects
Altophobia- Fear of heights.
Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Electrophobia- Fear of electricity.
Isolophobia- Fear of solitude, being alone.
Nosocomephobia- Fear of hospitals.
Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at.
ok anyways, i would like to mention the one girl. she goes by izzy, or isabella. when we get older were gonna live in a huge mansion that has had many many deaths and s**t, and were gonna be like doing witchcraft ore some crazy s**t like that, and were gonna do voodoo, and ima be a famous tattoo artist/book writer/surreal art person. and im gonna have a sidekick that is a big fat black guy that turns into a flamingo, and shes like well I forgot haha, but I know it was ******** hilarious when we were talking about it. gonna be well, she is so amazing. she's been there threw the thick and thin, when im crying or not. she is like the bullet to my gun, the itch to my leg, &the combination to my lock. well, this b***h is so fun to talk to, and like a super great friends. ive known her for i think 3 years. she always knows the right thing to say. we are like cheech and chong, we have like most everything in common. but i dont like her bf.. he's a butthole. haha i don't think anyone whos reading this will kno who he is. but anyways, i love izzy to death, cuz she's my wifey smile haha
ok, I gotta tell you about this one time, i went to venice beach and there was some oldd a** man, and he asked for a cig, so ii gave him one.. but i decided that i didn’t want to share with him.. then he said to me “i don’t get cancer, i give cancer!” i was like “what the ******** ?!” haha..
well anyways, the things i adore are;
neon glowsticks, cherry coughdrops, sharpies, nature, art, classic cars, cherry chapstick, swirly chairs, toothpicks, raspberry lemonade, powder, the rainbow, lolipops, colorful socks, scarfs, bubbles, sand castles smile , sparkles, shoes, dried out roses, noise, the mad hatter smile , oranges, my phone, my amazing friends, &the color green, pandas, night time, stars, &the moon.
i love to laugh at many things, mostly at; the trojan ecstasy commercial, my puppys, hello kitty, when people talk s**t about me, long intense silent moments, the way people laugh when there nervous smile , the word testosterone, the time warp dance from "rocky horror pictures show", people acting out of character, falling, breaking tension by laughing really loud, tila tequila, 3OH!3, &bouncy balls smile
b***h a** hoe ******** s**t c**t whore
i said b***h !
girls that pretend to be bi, annoy the s**t out of me. being bi is not something to boast about. if someone isnt really bi, they shouldn’t be like "omg, im so cool cuz i can make out with a girl, then go back to making out with guys" i think its really ******** up. but like, if your lesbian, and your super butch.. well that's weird. but that's life.
"Open your eyes, look within.
Are you satisfied with the life you're living?"
-Bob Marley
P.S:
Hollywood Undead is the dankest band ever&3
Hollywood Undead is the dankest band ever&3
