Pixie tries for a funny!
So one night I'm sitting there, watching TV, and this BK commercial comes on. There's this guy in a gas station and he's buying a hot dog. Then a bunch of ballerinas' come out of nowhere, dancing, and they take this poor guy's hot dog and throw it away. They pick him up and lead him to where the Burger King is standing on a stool with a tray of BK products. He takes the burger and takes a bite. Then he starts dancing. First of all: what the heck?! Maybe he wanted a hot dog. Maybe he didn't want a burger. But noooooooooo.
And another thing. The Burger King. That guy is scary. Beyond scary. He's like........A scary smiling guy who steals your food and forces you to eat his food. Ah!
I can see the next commercial going something like this, if there hasn't already been one already.
You're sleeping in your nice warm bed, you're all nice and comfy. Dreaming happy little dreams of sunshine and kittens and rainbows. And then you roll over, wake up, and there he is with a burger. Smiling. Just smiling. And then you hear........."Have it your way" in a whisper. Do you want to know what my reaction to a scary guy with a cheeseburger in my bed at like 5:00 a.m. would be? It'd go like this.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Punch him in the face, stab him, and throw him out a window.
That is what I would do.
No scary dude is gonna stay in my bed with a burger.
I won't eat your food.
[Yes I will. I love BK Chicken Fries.]
In the words of that one VGCats comic:
"DO NOT PEDDLE YOUR VILE CANDY TO ME!"
I don't know. It's a scary sentiment.
And sorry Silver. I updated just for you.
^_^
 -Pixie Ninja Reprise- · Wed Mar 14, 2007 @ 11:45pm · 0 Comments |
