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Martinifest 2004. And christmas ornament boobs. |
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Hokay, here's what my day/last evening was like.
My mom is currently volunteering at the Election Center to help hispanic residents vote. (If they don't speak english that well. Yes, I'm hispanic I'm part Peruvian. -Rides a llama- )
We dropped off my mom to her orientation thingamjiger and headed off to the downtown library.
RIGHT. WHEN. MARTINIFEST. STARTS.
It was endorsed by local radio stations and was basicly a chance to get free beer, pick up chicks, listen to some local bands who suck big time, and well.. Basicly clubbing without having to pay for anything.
Everywhere I went, there were blonde chicks just coming out of the woodwork, some showing off thier thighs, ALL of them showing off thier chest, most of them showing off thier arse, it was creepy. But I did see some cute couples (Most of the couples where brunette, this is slightly strange no? Espically after you see a blonde walk past with black hair roots.)
We past some women who looked like they had flesh painted christmas ornaments duct taped to her chest. I bet if she were sitting next to a heater, she'd melt.
Also, WHY do women have to dress so provactively? I mean, if you're really looking for a "nice, senstive, sweet guy." (Which I doubt these women were searching for.) then dress in sweatpants and a faded shirt, the nice guy won't care. Also I witness one scene were a fairly decent looking young man walks up to a young lady and she instantly turns him down only to chase the Brad Pitt look alike (I'd advise her not to get upset if she gets pregnant and he's cheating on her.)
Here's a bit of advice from a fellow human being that is male.
Yes, men want sex. It's nothing new, but lower your standards a bit, don't go off ******** the bad boy and when you have his kid, don't expect a nice guy to come arunning torwards you, he will probably already be off with a better woman who didn't turn him down the first time or you turned him down so many times he gave up and is uninterested. Give the little guys a chance, he'll probably be as complete sweetheart and sensitive guy.
I'm quite tired of going to the downtown library every weekend and seeing these "Ameriskanks" dressed up like Paris Hilton and throwing a fit if a guy comes up to her and he doesn't meet her standards. If she didn't want any losers coming up to her, she shouldn't have been dressed so provactively.
Ladies, please read what I have said carefully, give the little guys a chance. Don't come to them whenever you need an ego stroking or money for your new Lexus.
--SJL
P.S: Also, men don't always go torwards the Paris Hilton wanna-be, she'll probably marry you, suck the money out of your wallet, deny you sex, want sex every hour of the day, have a kid and then divorce you till you'll have to work three jobs so you can pay of child support while she's ******** her ex-boyfriend. Try finding a nice girl who has the same interests as you.
 SJL · Sat Oct 09, 2004 @ 12:27am · 0 Comments |
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