Ugh I hate not having my GJ journal not working and I have to use gaia ;-;
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You know how the recent commercial(at least in my area) of Wal-mart is a musical theme and a female smiley is in on the gist with our formal Yahoo posterchild(This was before he was replaced by the chubby, toaster looking, heroine addict that kicked him and the red "Y" to the curb a few months back)
I saw this commercial and gazed as the two made sweet music together, changing the price of a baby stroller. As it drew to an end I knew the fate of these two star-crossed orbs. The two pac-man upgraded figures will court around the pet section next to the Beta male fish for a few months. Then, they will make sweet Cardboard, K.Y, (the jelly and Kinky. Yellow) love in the purse section near lingerie. A year later the next commercial will feature a marriage as the price for lawn decor is dropped down to $67.78. Also in this commercial we will see a little yellow dot playing with the Kotex representative, he is now the first born child of the Wal-mart sponser family.
The follow up commercial will be The wal-mart family groggily bouncing around the screen changing prices for the Christmas season. Mrs. Wally will have another dot clinging to her almost none existant yellow teat, bags under her eyes and curlers on her dome shaped head. Gruffly moping around, rather disgruntled for not getting his pipe cleansed since their second addition to the family was made, is the Big Smile himself with a five aclock shadow and a fist that just beats the prices into sumbission with not elaborate array of changing. Since the purse aisle has been abandoned and forgotten you will find Big S in the toilet paper and kleenex section many a night beating away his problems.
Commercial after that we will see the children playing in the toy section molesting Barbie and G.I Joe Beating the prices down with a Bratz doll head wearing ear plugs because the music is gone and all we hear is the Smile parents screams and throwing objects like they were being hosted by Jerry Springer. We then see Big S dive behind the Grill sign wearing a wife beater and 'a feul tank for a sex machine' (We know its a gut he is just in denile) as a pan is thrown as him, hitting the sign and the price is now $29.99. Camera turns and its Mrs. Smiley with bright green eye shadow, and deep red smear lip stick complimented by running eye liner. She leans back and grabs a Velveta crate making the price go down 50% and hurls it at him.
Prices drop as do bodies before the end of this commercial comes to a close.
The conclusion of this Happy family resides in the next commercial my dears. Music is back and the two children are smiling as they hug there father dropping Hall mark cards down tremendously(like that will ever really happen) we see Ms. Smiley huffing and driving off in her Mustang with the Msn sign-in group. We bring to you Divorcee S. He is now the dead beat dad whose children still love him even though he is forever stuck in Wal-mart's clutches to forever wear gay a** clothing from Zorro to Cowboy, no more dignity at all now. As his children stay during the commcercial near the end Mother dear is back and with her two Lawyers (Mario and Bowser) clad in Burberry and suit case at hands they say one more thing to Divorcee S and now in the life sucking b***h that is Ms. S she takes with her not only the children once more but the O and two L's in 'Rollback' before sntaching the check as usual and speeding off.
The End
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 Momosai · Thu Mar 03, 2005 @ 04:22am · 0 Comments |
