And this is what I learned on Love/The Ideal For (me). XD
Month wise:
Aries born somewhere between the eleventh and twentieth of April.
Year wise:
A pig.
Basically, this means that my "future soulmate" is either going to be either four years (and nine months?) my senior, or about eight years my junior. Of course, that's just if you're going by month and year. Let's factor in element, now, shall we?
Element:
A metal or wood element suits mine wonderfully as long as they were born in either the year of the goat or the year of the pig. (Yeah I didn't mention the goat for a reason I'll explain in a bit.
Now... here's all three factors, yeah?
When you factor in the whole 'element' deal-that's where I get ********. See, the next wood or metal pig will not be born until 1995 or '96, somewhere between January 31st of '95 and February 18th of '96.
So, one of my little metalic piggy soul mates is turning eleven or twelve this April. To that, I say "Wonderful, I always wondered what it would be like to go on a statutory date. NOT!"
Meanwhile, the last metal pig was born a year before my freaking MOM.
Just... no. Sixteen/seventeen years my senior: Uh uh, I don't think so. He's probably the same age as my biological DAD. No. ********. Way.
My mom was born on the eighteenth of February... WAAAIT A SECOND!
... My mom's not a pig, is she!? *after having consulted the tome to confirm this*
... Wait, waaait, never mind. She was born in seventy ONE, NOT SEVENTY TWO!
So she's a metal pig after all.
That does, indeed, explain why I love her so much (forgoing the fact that she's an aquarius. Big whoop, wanna fight about it? XD)...
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An Aries born in 1991 could also possibly be "My Ideal", as he would be a Metal Goat.
Of course, he's the only metal/wood goat we've got close to my age. The other goats-older and much, much younger-are both Water Goats. O_O;
Well, now, isn't Astrology fun so far? &_&
Let's get even more into this, now, shall we? We're going to do that by investigating the traits of an Aries (whom I can generally get along with, but are usually extremely annoying and tend to test my patience... a lot. Then again, my best friend is an Aries and my asshat of a little brother is an Aries. What do you think that says about the conflicting good and bad of an Aries? XD Aries at their best are awesome and very fun to listen to and talk to, and just amusing to be around in general. At their angriest... I just don't want to be there... and at their most depressing, well... it's really quite a saddening sight to see, and I just want to hug them and tell them everything'll be okay. sweatdrop
But, yeah, Aries isn't all that matters. Elements, Chinese Year, etc, right!? XD (which reminds me... I totally ignored the polarities of the ideal, because I can't seem to find the answer to that one. O_O; )
Flipping towards the front of the book now, because this compatability s**t is literally at the end... XD Last couple pages, it's right there, I'm tellin' ya! XD
Now granted, I'm going to have to have all of these not mesh with each other at first. I'll let it get confusing at the end, when I match up everything and try to make sense of it all, okay? n_n;
I've been doing this for a couple years now, with only a few major errors along the way, but I'm correcting that now, so I think I'm getting better, alright!? XD
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CHINESE YEARS:
The Pig:
Polarity: Yin (the feminine, lunar, passive form, as opposed to Yank.)
Element: Water
Direction:North-Northwest
Western Equivalent: Scorpio
Hours of ascendance: 9PM to 11 PM (hai)
Characteristics bestowed: good humor, sensuality, and honesty.
The Goat:
Polarity- also Yin
Element: Fire
Direction: South-southwest
Western Equivalent: Cancer
Hours of scendance: 1 PM to 3 PM (wei)
Characteristics bestowed: sensitivity, compassion, and gentleness.
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THE ELEMENTS:
Metal
Direction: west
Season: Fall
Color: white
Characteristics bestowed: fairness, determination, inflexibility, and melancholy.
Wood
Direction: East
Season: Spring
Color: Green
Characteristics bestowed: Creativity, cooperation, impatience, and lack of focus.
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BREAK-
Okay, I have a bit to say after reading that s**t about the elements.
One of my guys is going to be a bossy emo dude who may as well be a judge because everything's going to be either his way or the wrong way (Oh, but at least he's fair. stare rolleyes
Come on! >_< wink
and the other is going to be my little artist, but he's gonna have ******** A.D.D! >_<
I can't handle that!
*laughing* I can look at this from a humorous aspect, sorry. Also, I'm no prize myself. My element is fire. And, uh... that said.. . mine has two more characteristics given to it than ANY OTHER ELEMENT.
Each element has four words to describe the characteristics bestowed: I get SIX.
WTF!? None of them are very good, either, except for maybe Dynamism. -_-
In fact, here they are for Fire: Dynamism, passion, egotism, pride, frustration, and recklessness.
WHAT THE HELL!?!? DX
XD
Alright, moving on: This is supposed to be about my ideal guy: Not about me... XD
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WESTERN SIGN: (this is gonna be long, by the way...)
Aries
March 21 to April 20
Ruling planet: Mars
Element: Cardinal Fire
Symbol: The Ram
Polarity: Positive (masculine)
Physical correspondence: The head and brain
Stones: Amethys, ruby diamon
Flowers: Hollyhock, carnation, poppy, thistle, geranium
Colors: White, red
Aries is traditionally regarded as the inital sign of the zodiac, for its ascendancy during the first month of the Northern Hemisphere's spring associates it with the burgeoning of life and renewal of solar energy following the fallow winter months, and this with new beginnings of all kinds.
The ancient Egyptians identified the ram that represents this sign with their creator deity, the Sun-god Amon-Ra, who was usually portrayed crowned with rams' horns. According to the Arab astronomer Abumasar, the cosmos itself was created when the major planets were conjoined within the sign of Aries.
While the Hindu zodiac equates Aries, as Mesha or Aja, with a ram or goat respectively, and the Persians terms it "The Lamb," Varak, the Babylonian astronomers regarded the sign as either Zappu, "The Hair," or Hunga, "The Worker."
The ancient Greeks called the ram of their zodiac Krios, and lniked it with the fabled golden-fleeced ram- the offspring of sea-god Poseidon and the Thracian princess Theophane-who carried Phrixus and the doomed Helle, the children of the Boeotian King Athamas, to Colchis before being sacrificed to Ares, the Greek god of war. Its golden fleece subsequently adorned Ares' temple at Colchis, guarded by a fire-breathing serpent, until it was later claimed by Jason and his Argonauts. The association of this mythical ram with the zodiacal sign is apparently confirmed by the proposition that the Latin name Aries (which means 'Ram" wink is etymologically derived from Ares, the Greer name for Mars, the Roman god of war whose name is used for the red planet that rules this constellation.
It is Aries's association with the qualities traditionally attributed to the planet Mars-Leadership, Courage, Agression, and Egotism-that in part defines the personal characteristics of those born under this sign, complemented by those that are suggested by the element of fire: heated emotions, vitality, and enthisiasm, but also the potential for impatience, impulsiveness, and destruction. And, of course the headstrong and active nature of the ram itself further reinforces these dual associations.
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Yeah, it was a long way in coming, but there it is... in fact... (makes the history stuff all tiny)
There.
Much better, yeah? n_n
XD
Now then, it's mentioned in the page on Aries (of which I have just typed out the entirety. Mother f***er!)... but planets also have an effect on your personality!
I'm going to try to find the planets that rule over the eleventh of April through the twentieth to see if I can find the common ground in the planets...
Okay.
Through the sixteenth, I'm seeing the symbols for Mars and Jupiter (Hey, Jupiter! ...I'll let you know in a minute, okay!?)
But the story changes on the seventeenth with a new addition: Venus.
This continues through to the twentieth... so... okay...
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11th - 16th
Mars:
Sigil: a shield and a spear
Zodiacal rulership: Aries (traditionaly, ALSO Scorpio)
Associated deity: Mars, the Roman god of warfare and bloodshed (also the Greek Ares, the Egyptian Horus, the babulian plague god Nergal, and the Hindu mangal)
Day: Tuesday
Zodiacal cycle: 637 days
Characteristics bestowed: energy, leadership, and aggression.
(I'm tempted to say something right this second, but I'll get to my indignant fright later... note to self so I'll remember what it is: Sex maniac.)
Jupiter:
Sigil: the Greek letter Zeta (Z)
Zodiacal rulership: Saggitarius (Traditionally, also Pisces)
Associated deity: Jupiter, the chief Roman god and deity of the sky (also the Greek Zrus, the Egyptian Amun-Re, the supreme Babylonian god Marduk, and the Hindu god Indra, Guru, or Vrihaspatri.)
Day: Thursday
Zodiacal cycle: 11 years, 315 days.
Characteristics bestowed: Expansive energy and optimism
(Dudes, this is my planet... I mean that. O_O; friends who read the optimism part are usually all "No wonder..." or "That explains it..." and then I'm all "Come on, I can't be that bad, can I?" .... XD)
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Now for the...
17th - 20th, just tack on those two to this one, because these guys are the premium bundle with three planets guiding them...
Venus:
Sigil: a mirror or necklace
Zodiacal rulership: Taurus AND LIBRA.
Associated deity: Venus, the Roman goddess of love and beauty (also the Greek Aphrodite, the Egyptian Hathor, the Babylonian Ishtar, and the Hindu Lalita or Shukra.)
Day: Friday
Zodiacal cycle: 225 days
Characteristics bestowed: the quest for beauty and harmony; benevolence
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And, having hashed it out with Venus, I have a lot MORE to talk about! XD
So, first, after reading those first two, I'm thinking my emo and my A.D.D artist are both going to be basically freaks in the bedroom, and I don't think my heart can take that. XD
Scorpio are kinky bastards... I really have to say it: It's just KNOWN! XD
Ask anyone who is as into Astrology as I am or more into than I am and they'll confirm it! XD
HOWEVER, as I said, after reading Venus... oh god... XD
Now this guy's gonna be a bit on the superficial side. With the judge (AKA Emo dude), the benevolence makes him more king like than anything else.
Something I imagine this dude saying: YOU SUCK, but at least you're nice. Maybe you can be a councelor when you grow up.
(Remember, he's also an optimist, according to Jupiter. XD)
Venus also fits the A.D.D Artist very well, since he'll be on a constant search for beauty and harmony, and he'll be very bright about it. ... Okay, and I know I threw in that A.D.D s**t pretty early, but I was apparently VERy right. Mars gives him energy, Jupiter gives him EXPANSIVE energy...
My little goat boy is gonna have A.D.D, there's just so little doubt about it!
*laughing helplessly* Don't ask where I came up with it being the goat. Whoever is Wooden is going to be the A.D.D freak, I believe... so why did I say it would be my little goat boy that would have it? XD Oh well...
However, said A.D.D Artist is also apparently going to be very bossy about it, and very choosy about who he does it with like he does on the Discovery channel... with the lighting in JUST the right way so that it looks beautiful and dramatic. *snickering* XD
"... No, ******** that girl, she's ******** ugly... but her arms... hmmm... Nah. NEXT!?"
XD *giggling*
*laughing harder at something else*
MEANWHILE, the JUDGE will be all "She's not terribly pretty, but DAMN I love her sense of humor... and that cute smile...
... Heeey, baby, you into a little S&M? Bondage? GREAT!"
XD
*dying of laughter*
OH MY GOD... XD
This is killing me... XD
AND since it's Aries, it's automatically the guy who's going to insist on being on top no matter what, but with Venus guiding him, he'd probably decide to go the bottom for the girl as a compromise from time to time. XD
"As long as we're still having sex, I'm good.... come on, at least I get laid! Yeesh..." XD
*coughing and hacking, then laughing*
But I wonder who would be more likely to say that: Artist or Judge? XD
Wood or Metal? XD
Oh man... this has been too fun, but I think an hours' plus writing all this concentrated crap has taken its toll. Let's see if I can find a distraction so I can talk about this stuff without having to do further research.
See, there's a difference between the concentrated research I just did, and the comments I made about said research. XD
 Sakura Moonflower · Tue Jan 30, 2007 @ 07:34am · 0 Comments |
