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Lesson 3 on how to be a ninja in one day. How to use a shuriken. Now get some paper and FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE A FREAKIN NINJA STAR. or you can be lazy and get a frisbee. Ok hold out your hand and don't cut yourself. And the most difficult part of this lesson is... throwing it. Don't hold it like a boomerang, or else when you throw it may accidently cut off your PUNY, IDIOTIC, PATHETIC fingers. And if you do succesfully throw it with a boomerang handle, it will come whirlling back and hit you!!! End of lesson 3. (did you notice i did not teach you...hahaha) ninja