Lets start this off by defining some basic terms:
-----American-ism: The Belief That by advertising the so called "greatness" of a country, people will be more patriotic to their country.
-----Eagle: Big Birds that symbolizes freedom for America (they also go tweet 3nodding )
-----Patriot:One who loves, supports, and defends one's country.((My Version: America's "Dummies" for war))
-----Gay: An adjective used to show ones dislike of something....LIKE THIS YEARS SUPER BOWL!!!!
Ok, now that i got that out, lets go over what the KEY POINTS of this year's super bowl were:
1. Saluting the Dead and slietly hurt (AKA veterens)...
-----Why? Because we believe that when the world ends, well be judged by the veterens, so we must please them in order to go to that great place-thingy in the sky. BUT since we know that veterens are mean and cranky, and probably dont watch us for a living, we're screwed anyways
2.The Game
-----I think that eagles should be used for the hunting game, not football, and that patriots should go back to regular old england and STFU!!!
This is got to be the worst matchup ever in the history of america and football, because it gave america a chance to show off its boobies in glory ((and trust me, theyre sagging down to the knees))
3. The Half-Time Show
-----First off...ameriquest.....thats the smallest american-ism you see in this game....now moving on.
-----Ok, i now sadly annouce that america has Adopted Paul Mccartney. Yeah its sad, but true....i used to love the Beatles...back when i was -30 years old...then when i grew to be 0 years old i kinda forgot about them...and now i hate them today for this stupid little ditty we call america. Personally, I think Paul McCartney would rather sing with terry bradshaw then go back to Spleen-Pool or whatever the hell its called.
4 The Post-Game Celebration ((towards america, of course))
-----Now, when a team wins the super bowl...they should scream and hug their kids to death, then have sex with their wives several times ((because hey...were america and we can do that more then once every 5 minutes))
-----But instead, weve got the most america-ismed thing in this entire super bowl.....The Patriots becoming a so called "Dynasty." This must have been why Kim-Jong Illness declared he had nuclear weapons, so that he could use them on the city of boston....Kim Jong Ill, i have one thing to say to you...why are you taking so long to blow up boston?
Now Try This:
-----Next time you see anybody or anything show america-ism on the television or radio, record it....then at the end of every month, look over the list, then ask yourself "How many more minutes could have been added to shows if american-ism didnt corrupt everything we do?"
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