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(Build v1.19)
BEYOND THE DOOR - a Gaian mini text-adventure game.
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--Entrance--
You stand before the small, two-story house that is Darkmane's profile; a simple, wooden doorway silently greeting you. It is invitingly ajar, and if the ancient interface and simplistic design do not daunt you, you may wish to enter. The friendly welcome-mat suggests you do.
(The tranquility of this place almost belies what you have heard; the whispered stories of its inhabitant's mysterious disappearance. Not to mention the rumors about what happened to several others who went in search of him..)
There is a small mailbox here.
[Exits: west]
> ... your move, holy man. choose wisely.
You haven't found a 'wisely.' in this room..
> ... i really don't understand this.
You haven't found a 'this.' in this room..
> ... west.
You haven't found a 'west.' in this room..
> erm... check the mailbox?
You haven't found a 'mailbox?' in this room..
> what?! there is a small mailbox in here! i know there is!
You haven't found an 'is!' in this room..
> enter the damned room!
You haven't found a 'room!' in this room..
> oh my god... xd
You haven't found a 'xd' in this room..
> could somebody help me? i'm so lost it's not even funny. xd
You haven't found a 'xd' in this room..
> okay... letter
You haven't found a 'letter' in this room..
> ... box.
You haven't found a 'box.' in this room..
> paper?
I have no idea what you mean by 'paper?'!
> is there any paper in that damned mailbox? paper!
You haven't found a 'paper!' in this room..
> ... oi vey...
You haven't found a 'vey...' in this room..
> ... *laughing* this is getting ridiculous> what am i looking for?
You haven't found a 'for?' in this room..
> oh dear...
You haven't found a 'dear...' in this room..
> okay... enter
You haven't found an 'enter' in this room..
> ...so we are in a room?
You haven't found a 'room?' in this room..
> ... oh god...
You haven't found a 'god...' in this room..
> how about: exits east
You haven't found an 'east' in this room..
> ugh, what am i looking for!?
You haven't found a 'for!?' in this room..
> ... heeelp mee
You haven't found a 'mee' in this room..
> ... help me!
You haven't found a 'me!' in this room..
> ... heeelp...
You haven't found a 'heeelp...' in this room..
> help
___(Help)___
* You can cycle through previous commands with the up/down keys.
* You can navigate rooms using west, north, etc.
* Type "where/check/look/look here/look at room" to check your surroundings again.
* Look at the "[Exits:...]" list to see where you can go to.
* Use "grab/take/get <object>" to try and pick it up.
* Type "inventory" to see what you are carrying.
* You can "drop", or even "throw" items you have with you.
* (Use "throw <object> at <object>" to target something.)
* You can also "put <object> into <object>" at times.
* Use "look at/examine/check <object>" to study it more carefully.
* You can also "look inside/under/etc <object>" to find things that are hidden!
* And lastly, "<verb> <object>", "<verb> <object> with <object>" or "<verb> myself with <object>" may work. Be creative!
> o.o *busts up laughing* ain't it the truth!? xd
You haven't found a 'xd' in this room..
> alrighty then. look in the mailbox
That doesn't do anything useful.
> it doesn't, eh? look in mailbox!
You haven't found a 'mailbox!' in this room..
> ... look in 'small' mailbox, then.
You haven't found a 'then.' in this room..
> ... look in mailbox.
You haven't found a 'mailbox.' in this room..
> ... look in small mailbox...
You haven't found a 'mailbox...' in this room..
> mailbox.
I don't understand. Sorry. My programmer wasn't that great.
> dx
You haven't found a 'dx' in this room..
> d d
You haven't found a 'd' in this room..
> dix
I couldn't make heads or tails of 'dix.' Pretty lousy, eh?
> ...dis is
You haven't found an 'is' in this room..
> ... dam xehanort. i'm saying that from now own, you hear me?
You haven't found a 'me?' in this room..
> *sigh*
I am merely a thousand lines of haphazard code, and do not truly understand the English language.
> we used to be so close...
You haven't found a 'close...' in this room..
> why are you doing this to me? i loved you!
You haven't found a 'you!' in this room..
> ... so there's no me in this room? did you only love me for my body?
You haven't found a 'body?' in this room..
> oh, that's good. that'd just be creepy.
You haven't found a 'creepy.' in this room..
> east
You cannot seem to go that way.
> west?
I couldn't make heads or tails of 'west?.' Pretty lousy, eh?
> west
>>The door creaks ominously as you enter this odd profile.
--The Dark Hallway--
Once inside, you find yourself in a fairly normal hallway. It would be a significantly more pleasant location were it not so dark; the only light trickling in through the crack of the door you just passed through. Somehow - just the wind, of course - this door promptly closes the moment you make this observation.. all is pitch-black. Even more disturbing, two shining yellow eyes peer at you from within the bowels of the darkness.
There is a vague shape here.
[Exits: east]
> ah, f***
You haven't found a 'f***' in this room..
> ... *busts up laughing* okay, okay. grab the vague shape.
You haven't found a 'shape.' in this room..
> oh yes i did. look at vague shape
No good.
> !
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
> ... who the hell..? oh, nevermind! look at the vague shape~!
You haven't found a 'shape~!' in this room..
> shape
I couldn't make heads or tails of 'shape.' Pretty lousy, eh?
> ...grab the vague shape
That doesn't seem to work
> look at the vague shape.
You haven't found a 'shape.' in this room..
> investigate the vague shape
Nope - didn't do anything.
> coerce the vague shape into cannibalism so i'll never have to deal with another vague shape again!
You aren't carrying a 'another vague shape again!'.
> ... aside from this one.
You haven't found an 'one.' in this room..
> check inventory now
You haven't found a 'now' in this room..
> check inventory
You haven't found an 'inventory' in this room..
> .... ah, dabbit...
You haven't found a 'dabbit...' in this room..
> .. oh, you're good.
You haven't found a 'good.' in this room..
> *reads back* o.o ooh! ooh! shining yellow eyes! check out the shining yellow eyes
That doesn't do anything useful.
> will it kill me? no?
You haven't found a 'no?' in this room..
> alrighty then. kill shining yellow eyes
That accomplishes nothing.
> ... what if it's a panther? >.>
You haven't found a '>.>' in this room..
> ... that's my face, you idiot...
You haven't found an 'idiot...' in this room..
> (who's the bigger idiot? the idiot or the one who progresses the nonexistant conversation?)
You haven't found a 'conversation?)' in this room..
> ... you're really good.
You haven't found a 'good.' in this room..
> it has yellow eyes!
You haven't found an 'eyes!' in this room..
> yes i have! they're shining yellow eyes!
You haven't found an 'eyes!' in this room..
> yellow eyes!
You haven't found an 'eyes!' in this room..
> yellow
You think that's sense you're speaking? Hm.
> grab yellow eyes.
You haven't found an 'eyes.' in this room..
> attack yellow eyes
That doesn't seem to work
> guh...
You think that's sense you're speaking? Hm.
> okay, how about this? i approach the shining yellow eyes
That accomplishes nothing.
> gah! dx
You haven't found a 'dx' in this room..
> help again!
You haven't found an 'again!' in this room..
> help!
I couldn't parse that command. I'm really depressed about this. Here I am, brain the size of a planet..
> ... help.
You haven't found a 'help.' in this room..
> oh god. help
You haven't found a 'help' in this room..
> help
___(Help)___
* You can cycle through previous commands with the up/down keys.
* You can navigate rooms using west, north, etc.
* Type "where/check/look/look here/look at room" to check your surroundings again.
* Look at the "[Exits:...]" list to see where you can go to.
* Use "grab/take/get <object>" to try and pick it up.
* Type "inventory" to see what you are carrying.
* You can "drop", or even "throw" items you have with you.
* (Use "throw <object> at <object>" to target something.)
* You can also "put <object> into <object>" at times.
* Use "look at/examine/check <object>" to study it more carefully.
* You can also "look inside/under/etc <object>" to find things that are hidden!
* And lastly, "<verb> <object>", "<verb> <object> with <object>" or "<verb> myself with <object>" may work. Be creative!
> look here
--The Dark Hallway--
Once inside, you find yourself in a fairly normal hallway. It would be a significantly more pleasant location were it not so dark; the only light trickling in through the crack of the door you just passed through. Somehow - just the wind, of course - this door promptly closes the moment you make this observation.. all is pitch-black. Even more disturbing, two shining yellow eyes peer at you from within the bowels of the darkness.
There is a vague shape here.
[Exits: east]
> look here
--The Dark Hallway--
Once inside, you find yourself in a fairly normal hallway. It would be a significantly more pleasant location were it not so dark; the only light trickling in through the crack of the door you just passed through. Somehow - just the wind, of course - this door promptly closes the moment you make this observation.. all is pitch-black. Even more disturbing, two shining yellow eyes peer at you from within the bowels of the darkness.
There is a vague shape here.
[Exits: east]
> ... look at yellow eyes
Nope - didn't do anything.
> look at shining yellow eyes
They blink in and out of existance briefly, but continue to stare at you unabashedly. It's a bit disquieting, really.
> ... awww, i wanna huggle it now! cuuute! x3
You haven't found a 'x3' in this room..
> *giggles* this'll be silly.
You haven't found a 'silly.' in this room..
> okay. pour sweet and sour sauce all over my body
You haven't found a 'body' in this room..
> good thing, soldier.
You haven't found a 'soldier.' in this room..
> check shining yellow eyes
They blink in and out of existance briefly, but continue to stare at you unabashedly. It's a bit disquieting, really.
> ... did i do that? examine shining yellow eyes
That accomplishes nothing.
> examine shining yellow eyes
They blink in and out of existance briefly, but continue to stare at you unabashedly. It's a bit disquieting, really.
> ... guh!
You haven't found a 'guh!' in this room..
> okay help
You haven't found a 'help' in this room..
> help
___(Help)___
* You can cycle through previous commands with the up/down keys.
* You can navigate rooms using west, north, etc.
* Type "where/check/look/look here/look at room" to check your surroundings again.
* Look at the "[Exits:...]" list to see where you can go to.
* Use "grab/take/get <object>" to try and pick it up.
* Type "inventory" to see what you are carrying.
* You can "drop", or even "throw" items you have with you.
* (Use "throw <object> at <object>" to target something.)
* You can also "put <object> into <object>" at times.
* Use "look at/examine/check <object>" to study it more carefully.
* You can also "look inside/under/etc <object>" to find things that are hidden!
* And lastly, "<verb> <object>", "<verb> <object> with <object>" or "<verb> myself with <object>" may work. Be creative!
> ...
I am merely a thousand lines of haphazard code, and do not truly understand the English language.
> take yellow eyes
You cannot take that with you.
> dabbit! xd i thought i had you there! alrighty, then: take yellow eyes
That accomplishes nothing.
> oh yes it does! i'd have a pair of shining yellow eyes! that'd be awesome! but that aside.. shining yellow eyes...
You haven't found an 'eyes...' in this room..
> throw self at shining yellow eyes
You aren't carrying a 'self'.
> ... true...
You haven't found a 'true...' in this room..
 Sakura Moonflower · Wed Aug 30, 2006 @ 09:46am · 1 Comments |
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