My number one enemy...
...whose common sense is as common as a penguin in the Amazons.
...who, in the eyes of his loving parents, shall forever be someone he denies he is.
...whose features could be vaguely mistaken for a mutated and rotting potato spud.
...whose horse-like whinny could win best horse whinnies.
...whose masculinity is therefore too obvious.
...who shall never feel the pains of a girl's monthly period.
...who can never ever be a woman in spirit, if not for any possible divine intervention.
...whose gigantic teeth could bore a hole through the earth's mantle.
...whose looks could kill... anyone with total and absolute disgust.
...whose possibility to seduce a man is as low as the bottom of Marianas Trench.
...whose ominous presence curses anyone unfortunate enough to approach him.
...whose face could launch a thousand ships... into a hazardous and deadly storm.
...who would never be allowed to skip the "gender" part in filling up any legal document.
...whose hopes to become some geisha is but a joke.
...whose sputtering talk is wet enough to extinguish a campfire.
...who doesn't even understand how it is to be a girl.
...who would never be allowed to wear nothing but boy's clothes by his parents
...who could never have authentic lady lumps.
...whose airheadedness could inflate an air balloon.
...whose "female" whims are a far cry of total twisted pleasure.
...who has no power of domination on men as much as over his own gender.
...whose medical records and report card would show "male" in gender.
...who shall never see a woman as he looks in front of a mirror.
...who, even if artificially, can still never be a true woman.
...who should listen to "magpakatotoo ka pare!"
...whose lame telenovela taste is as horrible as his fashion sense.
...who couldn't answer a test faster than a slug climbing a sequoia tree.
...whose identity denial is purely his male ego convincing him that he is right and everyone is wrong.
...whose picture could win him most photogenic in a horse raddish pageant.
...whose horrible singing could be mistaken as horrid wailings of mourners weeping over their deceased loved ones.
...whose incoherent babbling could be easily be mistaken for turkey cackling.
...whose clumsiness and laziness could cause an entire empire to fall (if any empire would dare take over him).
...who is only more beautiful than a splintery piece of wood.
...who, if he ever needs his soul to be cleansed with water, should be sunk into the dark depths of the pacific ocean.
...whose flaky head is not only hollow in the inside but moldy on the outside.
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...shall forever face the consequences and feel my undying wrath!!!!!
 pau-san · Sat Aug 26, 2006 @ 06:49am · 1 Comments |
