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[1] I committed suicide: I'd point and laugh and then be like..oh...wait a minute.. Hey! You arn't making ME pay for your funeral!! [2] I said I liked you: I'd be like "OMG! Kristin Looooooves me!" [3] I kissed you: mmm saliva. I'd tell all your friends. Which..um..would be me. [4] I lived next door to you: I'd rape you. Or just go over and say hi. [5] I started smoking: I'd say "OMG! Kristin you're on fire!" [6] I stole something: My heart? [7] I was hospitalized: I'd be in the bed next to you and say "Gee...we really ******** up THAT time." [8] I ran away from home: Well I'd look under my bed. [9] I got into a fight and you weren't there: You do that a lot. I always miss out on the fun. =( What do you think about my: [1] Personality: Bouncy bouncy [2] Eyes: They taste good with salt. [3] Face: I'm glad you have one. [4] Hair: Gasp! Soft! [5] Clothes: Clothes make me sad. [6] Mannerisms: Liiiike eating popcorn off the floor? No..wait...that was me.. Other: [1] Who are you? The monster under your bed. [2] Are we friends? I hope so. [3] When and how did we meet? Like fifth grade? Actually we MET in 4th grade. On a bus. [4] How have I affected you? I now have multiple uses for permanant markers. [5] What do you think of me? She's screwed up in the head..oh wait...that was me too. [6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? When I first met you. And you threw up in the cafeteria. [7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? Like 7 years? Maybe 8? [8] Do you love me? OF COARSE! Duh. Next question. [9] Have I ever hurt you? That one time you used handcuffs.. [10] Would you hug me? I dunno...is it....safe? [11] Would you kiss me? Oh heck yes. [12] Would you ******** me? When I'm done with Willie. Oh baby come a little closer. [13] Would you marry me? Are you my Willie? [14] Emotionally, what stands out? "Hey Kristin.." drinks horseraddish covered fireball in mellow yellow* Oh wait...that was also me.. [15] Do you wish I was cooler? Yeah. You're way too hot. [16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? Is that to ME or in general? :ninja: [17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Blorgershnoff. Because it's fun to say and makes me think of Bogies. [18] Am I loveable? Awww look it's Kristin, how cuuuute. [19] How long have you known me? Didn't I already answer this? [20] Describe me in one word. Muffin. [21] What was your first impression? Why doesn't she want to be next to me? >.> It's not like I'm...evil or anything.. "Andrew quit screaming it doesnt hurt that bad!" [22] Do you still think that way about me now? Sometimes I wonder why you back away from me.. [23] What do you think my weakness is? Porn. Hot a**l gay animal sex. [24] Do you think I'll get married? To Orlando Bloom. [25] What about me makes you happy? Your p***s. [26] What about me makes you sad? The fact you don't have one. [27] What reminds you of me? Hey look...a chair..hmm that reminds me of Kristin. [28] What's something you would change about me? That you have to go to Texas every year. [29] How well do you know me? I'm your reincarnation. [30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? No, I'm pretty open. "Hey Kristin, I'm having sex with Willie right now." "I'm happy for you." [31] Do you think I would kill someone? Yes...no...maybe..don't hurt me. [32] Are we close? Get off me and I'll answer you. [33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? Uh.. you got it from me. Do you want me to post it again?