-Self Dubbed Theme song.
"To the Funny Farm I go"
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time...
Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....
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Red Frogers
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I'm not surprised cause you are mad
And you belong with the weavers,the birds and trees
You didn't deserve a good thing like me
I told you I loved you, but you didn't care
Day after day you'd sit and stare,
When I tried to kiss you, you said I had germs
You called my linguini a plateful of worms!
I didn't laugh! You were the one
You stuck me with pins and thought it was fun
I should have called up ASPCA, But you would have had them put me away!
You mildewed nut!
You poisoned my food,
you blew up the house
You tried to trap me like a mouse!
You said you were bonafide, I agree!
Cause if I didn't there'd be no me!
They're coming to take me, I know pretty soon
I hope they find me up here on the moon,
I flew up here...
I told you I would, but you never really believed I could!
You've never had faith in your Josephine!
I who invented the flying machine!
I must go shopping and get prepared
I really don't have a thing to wear
I don't want to loose my poise and charm
Do they dress for dinner on the funny farm?
They took you away I'm glad, I;m glad
I'm not surprised cause you are mad
So twiddle your thumbs ho ho he he
You thought you'd gotten rid of me
But well be together before too long, on the funny farm, where you belong
-cackles-
They took you away, I'm glad, I'm glad
I'm not surprised cause you are mad
So twiddle your thumbs ho ho he he
You'd thought you'd gotten rid of me!
I'm a little too drunk to try and remember this right now... I hope I got the words right... redface Also, yes, I'm creepin...