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ⅰ. BASIC INFORMATION
Height and Weight
I am 5'9, and 145. My measurements are 44 37 44 and a Double D. Not bad for a mother of 9!
Family
Oh Lord now there is the proverbial can of worms! I am the third child of Rhea and Cronus, I cannot deny this in the least/ I have very little in the way of a relationship with my parents, for very obvious reasons. I understand several of my siblings have forgiven my mother but I do not know if I can forgive someone who I hold no animosity towards. In Order my siblings are Hestia, Hades, Me, Posideon, Hera and Zues. I Get along with....well I'd rather discuss my children!
My children are amazing, strong people and I have never been more proud of them. They are truely My magnum Opus. I have nine in total. This should help you understand how they came to be. A scroll.
Powers
Ok how to explain this... you know Poison Ivy, yeah totally based on me. Not kidding I dated that guy for like a year. Major difference I'm not poisonous, that would really would put a kibash on the whole getting laid part of life. I taught the world about crops, and the basics of farming my sons took it farther taught them animal husbandry and about the plow. So yeah on top of making sure the pathetic mortals eat, I also do have a great deal to do with the seasons. I can transform that is pretty standard for the gods though. Unlike most of the gods however I am not super strong. I am stronger than a human but I'm not like Ares who can bench press a semi.
Life as a Human
This particular go around I'm living the not so glamorous life of a minor celebrity. I Design clothes for the stars, so that suddenly makes me famous too. I suppose I'm pretty enough to act if that didn't seem like way to much of a hassle. So I'm stuck in the bit of hell Known as Los Angels. I'd rather a farmhouse in the mountains or something. I make life hell for my PA Colette but I have good reason. She has talent, and I'm leaving her the business, she just doesn't know it.
Why I neglected my duties, and how it effected humanity
Have you freaking seen humanity? I give them the skills to live and to live so it won't damage Gaia and what do they do? ******** IT UP! They stopped believing in us, and forgot that the earth they are destroying is Their own ancestor! THEY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THEIR OWN LIVES SO WHY SHOULD I RESPECT THEM? I make sure there is enough for everyone to eat and then it is hoarded and never distributed and it rots then they make fake food. What in the name of Artemis' virginity are they thinking?
ⅰi. PERSONALITY AND RELATIONSHIPS
Personality
I suppose I am an Alpha type personality. I strive to be better than everyone else and most of the time I am. I am fiercely protective, and extremely vindictive. Basically I'm the queen-b***h, Hell on heels, Earth-mother, don't you mess with me little man I will crush you, sort of awesome. My main goal in the universe is to keep my babies safe, and possibly gt revenge on certain DICKWADS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Relationships
Zeus- I really don't want to talk about him. Alas my darling therapist says I need to- to confront some things in the past so we night as well. I was protective of him you could say, then he grew into a young man.I admit feeling bloomed, into whatever it was back then. Yes I took Zeus's virginity, but he also took mine so I guess it was fair. I thought he really loved me back then, even mother supported it. Then Persephone was born and I withdrew from the more public things for a moment. Upon my return he was already wooing Hera. HERA my god why. So I took my daughter and left Olympus.I raised Kore I made her everything she was back then, Then Aries showed up, Wooing my baby. Aries.. I just couldn't let her marry HER son. Then the whole Hades thing. Hades I would not have approved of, but I approved of him more than I did Aries. It was the method ZEUS choose. That pigheaded self -righteous son of a --. Anyway I felt cheated so yeah winter is a thing now. And I figured out I could win most arguments with Zeus by threatening to kill the human race. Which I will someday do anyway. Then I started to move on after this took a human Lover or two. Zeus killed both of them. Never gave a reason just zap gone. ******** you Zeus. If I mean so much to you why did you marry queen brain-dead? So I gave up on love. And our relationship consisted off a one nighter every couple centuries. THEN HE DID WHAT I CANNOT FORGIVE. What he did to our daughter, no MY daughter is the most vile thing ever. I don't even understand why. He wasn't even into her sexually. He did it to hurt her, and me and Hades and My granddaughters and Hera. He wanted to hurt us all so badly...and all of us loved him despite himself.
Hera- Honestly my little sister needs some balls. I recommend she takes Zeus's set. She also needs to grow a brain sometimes. I hate her. She took him from me. I respect her cause she has to continue to put up with him. She had the spine to do what none of us had the spine to. Save Hades and Persephone from having that child. It would have destroyed all three of them. So yeah I'm on the fence.
Persephone- I love my little girl with all my heart and soul. Not kidding an iota. For a long time she was my reason for breathing. I have so much to tell her, so much I can still teach... But I am glad she grew into hr role as she has I want her to be happy with Hades. Yeah I said it. It's time I grew up. I want her to finish healing and then give me some more damn grand kids to cuddle.
Hades- You know how I mentioned I have people to apologize to. He's probably number one on my list. He id something stupid for love, and I can relate to this. So yeah, I will find out where he lives, cause if he thinks I don;t know he doesn't live in the underworld anymore he's dumber than I thought. I am proud of how he dealt with the whole Zeus thing. And honestly if Zeus had abdicated and allowed Hades to kill him. I'd have put (still would) put Hades on the throne of Olympus. He also needs to get his hands out of his pockets and frigging go on a date with Sephy. She needs to know he cares. And they BOTH need to get laid, before they develop wondering eyes.
Ares- Hes gay now. Yeah I was surprised too .I kinda figured since Aphrodite and Hephaestus made the break official, they would have became an official thing. He spends way to much time with my daughter, He needs to go be single and mingle. Don't be like auntie Ares go find love.
Aphrodite- I really don't have much against her that being said I do not agree with her lifestyle. Proto-classical c** Dumpster. She is really awesome though, love partying with her. Karaoke Tuesday!
Poseidon- Yeah still mad at you. But I'm sad about the break up. it makes
me wonder of I made the right choice all those millenia ago.... Perhaps I should look him up.
Hermes- is a pervert. Not as bad as Aphrodite, but I think his numbers are just as high.
Apollo- Poor boy, his love life has been full of tragedy.. Its very sad he is a good man, aside from his bed jumping. I hope everyday he finds what he's looking for.
Artemis- Nice girl, she needs to get laid. Other than that she is one of the few I can tolerate for long periods of time. If i swung that way as they say.
Dionysis- wonderful lad. Cute too. He takes what my fields produce and makes tasty mind numbing beverages out of them . He is very funny. I can never bring myself to touch him. I think part of me still fears Zeus's anger.
Other gods- Like I said I've never really been at home on Olympus so I'm hardly ever there. I don't know many of them that I didn''t give birth to.
ⅰii. MOMENTS AND MEMORIES
Proudest Moment
The moment Sephy opened her god eyes and smiled at me. The day Dessie told me what she planned for her future, When Arion survived birth despite how he looked. Plutous never giving up because of Zeus's curse, Phil building the first plow. Eubu training the fist oxen. Khyrs and her grain booze, and the day she found love. Amph preaching peace even in times of war. Dmia joining the dance troop with her sisters and finding happiness under the sea.
Happiest Memory
I have many, mostly involving my children, and fun with other goddesses. I miss the nymphs.
Worst Moment and Deepest RegretI don't think I should tell you. It is my business damn it. Hades will know when he judges my a** and sends me to tartarus.
ⅰv. HOBBIES AND PET PEEVES
Hobbies
My hobbies.. I work a lot. Other than that I like causing general mayhem at various clubs and seeing my therapist.
I have a dog. I enjoy her company. I read. I draw but mostly for work. I smoke.
Pet Peeves
Your Face. My hair, GMOS the government, L.A. Cars, pollution, strip-mining, frakking, dumb people, humans in general and particular, Zeus, Hera, people who don't scoop the poop, People who don't help others, people only looking for handouts, humanity, being immortal, banana milk, PINEAPPLE ANYTHING, the civil war......
