For this first entry, since it's December, I will put up one spoofed up Christmas songs.
Last Christmans (The Pie Giver and Pie Lover Edition)
Last Christmas I gave you a tart But the very next day you shooed me away This year to save me from beer I'll show you a nice big hell hole
Last Christmas I gave you a tart But the very next day you shooed me away This year to save me from beer I'll show you a nice big hell hole
Once written and twice as sly I keep my Pinterest but you still want my pie. Smell it maybe, do you bowdlerise me? Well, there's not a smear, it doesn't surpass me.
I wrapped it up and sent it with a note saying, "I hate you", I meant it. Now I know what a fool I've been But if you dissed me now I know you'd duel me again.
Last Christmas I...
A crowded room, sends with tired eyes I'm hiding from you and your roll of dice. My pot! I thought you were someone to re-pie on, me? I guess I was a mountain to mine on.
A face of a lover with fire in their hearth, a fan under cover but you owe me a tart Now I've got to promove you'll never duel me again
Last Christmas I... x2
A face of a lover with fire in their hearth, a fan under cover but you owe me a tart This year to save me from beer I'll show you a nice big hell hole
Timid Squirrel · Fri Dec 07, 2012 @ 01:46am · 0 Comments |