New Durex condom slogan's: cover your stump before you hump.
2. dont be a loner, cover your boner
3. if you think she's spunky cover your monkey
4. dont be a fool, Cover your tool
5, Wrap your bait before you mate
6. plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
7. package your meat for a real nice treat
8. rap that wanger before you bang her
9. if your nude then tube your dude.
10. Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
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