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Skreepers. Skreepy, scary, dirty oddities of human nature. By the way, I came up with that word. It's an adj/n that describes a one up from being a bit odd. It's the borderline between "She may need a new wardrobe" to "I may have to recommend her to a psychiatrist." Self esteem disaster to brain-damaged basket case. Generally, the people you shy your children away from.
Why are there so many in my school?
I've always observed high school as a society in miniature, a small ecosystem if you will. But the people under who fall under the category of socially acceptable are slimmer than I had imagined. I'm not sure if it's due to the influence of back country upbringing or if I am simply short minded. Below are my personal observations of some single skreeper's behavior, which I have dubbed by nickname.
"Eats A Horse And Yet Not Satisfied"
This boy, or bottomless pit never fails to astonish me of the human body's physical feats. Timed, I've seen him eat a two pizzas, a hamburger, fries, and two milks in an bewildering seven minutes. The rate of consumption makes me question if he's being fed at home, but the answer is probably yes, because there has to be more that makes up the 4'x7' frame.
Eating does not look to me like a psychological love for eating, however, because the display of emotions presented are that of an animal more than anything else. In fact, I would not be surprised if he was genetically linked to a rhinoceros, which would be most likely explanation for such behavior. Many people, including myself, have been nearly trampled after being between him and the lunch line.
What saddens me most is the guy is not chemically imbalanced, or special, so to speak.
"Dances With Wolves"
For some reason this generation of socially confused young teens have affiliated themselves with various canines, for example sparkledogs. What surprises me most is the number of people who dressed on various cat ears and tails publicly. But this love for anthropomorphism has seemed to jump the gun in this case.
Imagine a stray dog. Now imagine it had mange. Now also imagine it had been living in an alley for about a month. This could describe the appearance of the girl in my art class.
Everyday, she wears a wolf tail, (which is real, by the way. He dad's apparently a taxidermist) as well as the same outfit you might pity a hobo wearing. The tail itself could well fall under the radar as atypical, but it's the personal hobbies that push it.
Straight from the horses mouth, she has a love for collecting animals skeletons and adorning her room with them. This coincides also with rabbit raising, and hunting for food the traditional way.
The Indians were known to dress as their animal spirits in order so connect with them, but non religiously, an exhibition of this is truly questionable.
...to be continued later
 des solo · Thu Mar 03, 2011 @ 04:02am · 0 Comments |
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