Next year on Valentine's Day I'm going to give my friends sweet potatoes instead of roses. Why? Because potatoes are more practical than roses.
Potatoes Vs. Roses
-you can't eat a rose
-roses die if you leave them in the dark. Potatoes grow eyes (which is awesome)
- If you cut a rose in half and plant the halves, they die. Potato halves grow into full potatoes.
-Sweet potatoes are sweet for a sweet on Valentines.
-roses are cliche.
- when you're crying because your boyfriend broke up with you, it's kind of hard to throw a rose at a wall and get satisfaction.
- You can throw potatoes at people.
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