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SweetPotatoPie0405
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Had a bad day? How about read some of these and have a laugh! XD



“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”

“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
Emo Philips

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde

Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.

I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. -- Abba Eban

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.


Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.



The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes




 
 
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