For the first time in a few days something actually HAPPENED
Yes, SOMETHING MAYJOR HAPPENED.
It was that I realized I kept calling "Bulborbs", "Bulbasaurs", and got some toes bitten off for calling one a Bulbasaur.
WELL excuUUUuse ME, Pokemon fans.
Also I actually FORGOT WHY THEY SENT ME HERE WITH OLIMAR. Just today I remembered that THE PLANET IS NOW BASICALLY A TRAINING SITE.
I hate my boss.
Meanwhile for the first time in my life I heard Louie TALK.
YES, WE GOT LOUIE TO TALK. For some reason he didn't even talk when we caught him. I dunno. Olimar and I talked about how we should send 'im back but we have to be here for about 2 or 3 weeks or maybe even a month. Seriously, this job is so not fit for a family man like Olimar.
liek, sriusly.
Meanwhile we found Purple pikmin. SUMO PIKMIN!
SUUUMOOO!!!On Hokotate(It's actually spelled "Hocotate", but I hate the letter C) I had a neighbor two doors down and she weighed, I'd guess, about 200 pounds. She looked like she could be a Sumo Wrestler. I think she's moving. Or maybe dying... Either way.
I think the Green pikmin were made this way:
Cross between Purple, Blue and Yellow pikmin.
Purple trait: Heavier.
Blue trait: They don't drown(Gills).
Yellow trait: Long ears and not too heavy.
So they're kinda heavy, but not like... Purple heavy. They're... Buff or something. Meanwhile I keep picturing a sumo Pikmin in a top hat and suit with a small cup of tea and a monical at an Opera. Then Abraham Lincoln's killer came and shot it... What the heck brain.
What's with my brain and putting things in SUITS?
Once I pictured Louie in a suit. He looked as if he were going to a wedding. WHAT THE HECK BRAIN.
THEN I PICTURED A SPOTTY BULBORB IN A SUIT. WITH A DWARF BULBORB IN A WEDDING DRESS NEXT TO IT.
...Then one of Olimar's kids doing the hula around the Bulborbs.
Even I was confused.
I'm gonna go before Olimar gets completely devoured by the Snagret trying to save Louie, who's getting devoured by the Snagret.
Too late, gotta go save their lives... Again. Lazer guns rock.
