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I just needed to type this somewhere! Read it in the writing thingy.
Search this: DEATH NOTE RANDOMNESS P1

Characters:
NateRivers98-Near1
LLawlietXNear-Near2
iPedoSaurus-Near3
MattJeevas66-Matt
MelloYello3547-Mello
DarkElmo1999-El
L,Light,and Misa as themselves (message me if you want to be one of them)

Series is starting...NOW:
*Awkward silence*
Me (El): Why is everyone so quiet?
Mello: I don't know.
*Another awkward silence*
Mello: *looks at Matt* >.>
Matt: *looks at Mello* <.<
Me: Why are there three Nears? *looks at Nears*
Mello: Yeah, WHY are there three Nears?
Near1: I'm the real Near!
Near2: No, I am!
Near3: XD I am.
Matt: *plays with gaming device*
Mello: *eating assorted chocolates*
Me: *brushing stapler*
Near1: I think they ignored us.
Me: Okie, we all get a Near. I call this Near! *grabs Near1*
Near1: Owie.
Matt: I'll take this Near. *takes Near2*
Mello: Guess I'll take this guy. *takes Near3*
Me: So...
*Another awkward silence*
Mello: Now what?
Me: Let's go get L!
Meanwhile at L's house...
L: *watching a General Hospital*
*hears knock on door*
L: I'M BUSY WATCHING GENERAL HOSPITAL! GO AWAY!
*hears knock on door*
L: Grrr. *opens door*
Mello: Hi, L.
L: stressed Why are you all here?
Me: Let's all go crash into Light's house and yell: WE KNOW YOUR KIRA!
L: Fine.
At Light's house...
Light: *writing Paris Hilton's name in Death Note* Muhahaha.
All of us: *crash into wall* WE KNOW YOU ARE KIRA, LIGHT YAGAMI!!!!!!
Light: *falls on floor* What?! Who are you?!
Me: The people who KNOW.
Light: I'm not Kira!
Near2: Don't you lie to me! *hits him with toy boat*
Light: Owie!
*Awkward silence*
Mello: Soooo...
Near3: xd
L: What do we do know?
Me: We duct tape Light and put a shock collar on him!
Light: Wait, what?!
Mello: Tally ho!
All of us: *gaining up on Light*
Moments later...
Light: *has duct tape on his mouth* Mmmmphpgmmmmhghgmgmgmgphmpmmh!!!!
Near1: So how does his shock collar work?
Me: You press this button. Like this. *presses button*
Light: Mmmmpgh!
Near1: I wanna try! *presses button*
Light: Mmmgphmmphmg!!
Mello: My turnz! *presses button*
Light: Mmmgphmmmmhmgpmhmpg!!!
Near2 and 3: Our turns! *press button at same time*
Light: Mmmgphmmmmpgmmhgphmgpmhmpg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L: What does this button do? *presses button*
Light: MMMMPGH!!
Matt: *accidentlly drops cigarrette on pressing device*
*DEVICE IS HAVING TECHNICAL PROBLEMS*
Matt: Oops. My bad.
*collar is shocking Light (lol. get it. 'Shocking Light')*
Light: MMMPGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMPHGHMPGHGMHPMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Light is now unconsious*
Near1: What do we do now?
Me: Let's go to Wal Mart!
Everyone: To Wal Mart!
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Sorry, Misa wasn't in this one.
Message me if you want me to continue.
ALSO, message me if you want to be Light, L, or Misa.
AND (one more thing) message me if you want to be in this series.

~El