Time and date right now: Wednesday, October 27, 2010 5:07 pm, EST
How far do you want to get? as far aaaaaassssss i cannnz!
By the way, someone plagiarized my previous surveys. ewwy thats not fun
=&This or That&=
Pie or cake? ccccakkkeeee cause its nom!
Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate is good as long as its not like ********!
Black or white? i preferr black every time i wear white i get something all over it
Ceiling or floor? hmm... it would bee cool if the ceiling was the floor and the floor was the ceiling!
Couch or bed? i love my bed dude XD
Cough or sneeze? ickkk neither
On or off? on please!
Closed or open? doors closed windows open cookie box open my brothers mouth closed
Brush or comb? bbbbbbbbbrrruuuuusssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhh
Long or short? longggggggg
Big or small? hmmmm both!
Wet or dry? o.O
Under or over? rover!
Top or bottom? top bunk!!
Fly or fall? fly you idiot
Smile or frown? SMMMMMMMIIIIIILLLLLLLEEEEEEEE
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow? joy eejet
Hot or cold? ....warm XD
Warm or cool? warmly cool!!
Rough or smooth? sssssssssssssmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooottttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cat or dog? CATDOG!!
Snake or bird? birddys are preetttyy
Shark or T-Rex? t-REXX
Past or present? forget the past
Science fiction or fantasy? i hate science fiction
Dull or sharp? sharp!
Live forever or die young? well if i could i totally would live forever...
Books or television? ******** the plastic box
Jump or skip? BOTH!
Fast or slow? fasterrr then slow
Run or walk? i likes to walk!
Guy or girl? i like guys thank yous!
Disney or Warner Brothers? disney
Belle or Jasmine? hmmm thats hard ARIEL!
Gaston or Cruella Deville? gaston is a d**k head
Food or friends? friends!
Colors or black and white? both i like color but at the same time there are places it just shouldnt bee...
Cute or pretty? sexy ;D
Good or evil? GEVIL!
Fruits or vegetables? i likes both! OH GASP A TEEN WHO LIKES VEGGIES!
Milk or juice? both XD
Hot chocolate or gingerale? effffff thats hard i loves em both!
Beer or wine? wine beer is groos
Movies or cartoons? movies XDDDDD lots oh moviess!
Pillow or blanket? blanket XDD
Moon or stars? dude thats impossible BOTH
Sky or sea? jeezeeeeeee you pick the hardest ones... BOTH
Explode or implode?
Tree or flower? (HA. HOW DO YOU LIKE PLAGIARISM NOW? *cough* *ahem* Yeah.) in the fall: flowers! in the spring: BOTHHH!
Mountain Dew or Sprite? MT. DEWWWWWW
Ketchup or mustard? ketchup all zeee wayy
Meats or veggies? both!!!
Straps or strapless? i likes straps
Water or Gatorade? waaaaaaaaaaaaateeeeeeeeeeeeeerrr im part fish!
PS2 or Xbox 360? WII!!!!!!!
History or geography? hhmm... errr.... ahhhh..... ummm.... BOTH!
Geometry or algebra? EW OMG EWEWEWEWEWEWWWWW ICK!!! THEY CAN DIIIIEEEEEE
Basketball or volleyball? NEITHER
Basketball or soccer? NEITHER
Basketball or tennis? NEITHER
Basketball or baseball? NEITHER
Basketball or football? NEITHER
Basketball or swimming? swimming!
Volleyball or soccer? NEITHER
Volleyball or tennis? NEITHER
Volleyball or baseball? NEITHER
Volleyball or football? NEITHER
Volleyball or swimming? swimmminnngggg!!
Soccer or tennis? NEITHER
Soccer or baseball? NEITHER
Soccer or football? NEITHER
Soccer or swimming? NEITHER
Tennis or baseball? NEITHER
Tennis or football? NEITHER
Tennis or swimming? NEITHER
Baseball or football? NEITHER
Baseball or swimming? NEITHER
Football or swimming? swimmminnngggggggg
Chinese or Mexican food? OMFGHFS chinese
Red or orange? both!
Red or yellow? both!
Red or green? both!
Red or blue? both!
Red or indigo? both!
Red or violet? both!
Orange or yellow? both!
Orange or green? both!
Orange or blue? both!
Orange or indigo? both!
Orange or violet? both!
Yellow or green? both!
Yellow or blue? both!
Yellow or indigo? both!
Yellow or violet? both!
Green or blue? both!
Green or indigo? both!
Green or violet? both!
Indigo or violet? both!
Fall or summer? fall i dont like heat XP
Winter or spring? both!
Rain or snow? .......... thats too hard!
Mud or dirt? MUDDIN!
Snakes or spiders? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fido or Fluffy? FLUFFFFYYYYY!!!
Rainbows or stars? stars!
Blue or gray sky? gray-eskkk
Prairies or forests? FORESTT XD
Lakes or streams? i just like water XD
Fish or caimans? fishh!!!
Roses or daffodils? both!!!!!!
Bauhaus or Rosetta Stone? rosetta!
Sisters of Mercy or Skinny Puppy? i dont think ive ever heard either of those
Green Day or Fall Out Boy? OMFGWTFSRUFKM?! how in the ******** hell am i sapposta chose between those two!?
From First to Last or My Chemical Romance? BOTH!!!! (k im bored now END: 5:50 PM EST)
The Monkees or The Beatles? Beatlesss(Start: 7:11 PM EST 2/5/11)
David Bowie or Billy Idol? ehhh
Helloween or Skid Row? both!
Britney Spears or Vanessa Carlton? WTF GROSS
The Goo Goo Dolls or 3 Doors Down? 3 doors dooowwnnnnnnnn
Duran Duran or Madonna? duran duran isnt badddd
John Williams or Danny Elfman? NO
Mozart or Beethoven? well if forced beethoven
Men at Work or Men Without Hats? those two i havent heard of
The Arrogant Worms or Voltaire? are all these guys dead or something?
Dark Muse or Inkubus Sukkubus? uh i dont knooooww
Queen or Black Sabbath? BLACK SABBATH
Rush or Pet Shop Boys? RUSHHHHYAHHH
Johnny Hates Jazz or Deep Blue Something? deep blue something....
Supertramp or Steppenwolf? naww
Enormous mansion or humble abode? a house that is mine lets put it that way
Teaspoon or tablespoon? SPOON!
China plates or crystal figurines? crystal figures
Knife or spork? KNISPORK
Bedroom or basement? wtf you thinkin bout?
Antiques or chrome? i likes the old stufffff!
Wide screen televisions or ornately-designed windows? both man!
Carpet or wood? wood floors are better
Blenders or washing machines? idgf
Pen or pencil? pencil more easy to doodle with
Couch or bed? i likes to sleep in a bed thank you
Kitchen sink or bathroom sink? awwkkwaarrdddd!
Diskette or CD Rom? .... arnt thoes the same?
Sitting on the roof with a friend or swimming in your backyard with them? roof. with some one more then a friend <3
Phones or AIM? phone me!
Pillow or footrest? i like pillows XD
Sharpies or ducks? SHARPIES!!!!!!!!!
Personality quizzes or story quizzes? eeeeeeeeefffffffff
Gaia or Neopets? GAIA FOSO
Attempting to use proper grammar or purposely butchering language? i try to use grammar but most of the time ******** it up anyway
Having to read the poetry on Quizilla or writing your own? eh both!
Roleplaying with strangers or roleplaying with people you know? neither im sorry that stuff is just weird and i know weird
Crying because of an Internet fight or flaming the people involved? laughing at both
Ignoring a suicide post on a forum or actually doing something about it? doing something about it
Gold or silver? SILLLLVEEERRRRRR
Lipstick or lip gloss? mah lip gloss is popin!
Sunny or rainy? BOTH YO!
Edgar Allan Poe or Oscar Wilde? i likes both
Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom? WTF HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU CHOSE! THEY ARE SEX GODS!
Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff? they are both slutty whores
Pringles or Doritos? DORITOS!
MTV or VHI? hahaahhhhah jersey shoooorrrreeeeeeee
Vampire or mermaid? mermaid :3
The Internet or television? internetttttt you can watch tv on there toooo
Romantic comedy or romance tragedy?
Comedy or drama? COMEDY
Comedy or horror? COMEDY
Comedy or fantasy? ... both XD
Law and Order: Criminal Intent or Law and Order: SVU? ******** that s**t
The OC or Laguna Beach? (Why have I succumbed to asking this question?) HA HA HA. OH ******** NO.
Blind or deaf? deaf
Blind or mute? mute
Mute or deaf? eh dont care as long as i can see and think
Shrimp or crab? OMFG WTF. i hate you. i loooveee them both!
Crab or lobster? ONNOMNOMNOMNOM
Stickers or stamps? both are coooooolll
VHS or DVD? booth yooo
VHS or CD? booooothhhh
CD or DVD? booootthhhhhhh
Paris or New York City? oh god..... >< must you do this to me?
Philadelphia or Chicago? both are coooollllieeooo
MySpace or TagWorld? eww
MySpace or Facebook? FACE BOOK!
Mall goth or TRUE goth? say what?
Emo or punk? punkkk
Emo or prep? ******** those pink wearin hoes!
Punk or prep? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Punk or goth? both yoooo!
Goth or prep? GOTH
x Your Dreams, Wishes, and Hopes x
If you could be in the arms of anyone at all... ive already found him <3 but johny depp would be verrrrrrrrrrryyyy nice XD
If you could visit anyone or anything in the world... i have a list a mile and a half long odds are i wont see any of it but imma try
If you could visit anyone or anything... MUST MUSTMUTSMUSTMUSTMUST see/live in dublin
If you had functioning wings, would you fly away? omfg you have no idea
If you met the person you knew you were destined to be with... then it would be perfect
If you could be anything in the world... thats a story that probably never come true!
If you could, what color would you paint the sky? purple XD
How would you help them? hows the them your refering to cause i know alot of people who need hlep.
If you could write a literary masterpiece... i dont have that great of an imagination
If you could cure any disease, what would you cure? cancer and AIDS
If you could cure any mental illness, what would you cure? autism
If you were to leave on a journey, whom would you take for company? .... friend wise id take morgan and tristin .... others .... well <3
If you could have a superhuman ability, which one would you choose? WINGS with out question
If you could go back in time, what age would you like to go back to? fast forward to 21 and me winning 547 million dollars
If you could change anything about your past, what would it be? i should have said things that need to be said
If so, what are they? like i said i should have said things that need to be said
Did you ever want to be some type of heroic figure? heroic? ha! no. inspiring maybe.
Who was your idol when you turned ten? hell if i know!
Why? hahahahhahhaha
What do you want to be when you get older? i wanna own a bar XD
What do you want your house to look like? ... i just want a place of my own
What kind of pets do you wish to have? RATS! and doggies and kittys and birds XD
Where would be the ideal place to live? ireland. like no joke.... or the netherlands
What do you want to accomplish before you die? im going to ireland hell or high ******** water.
Do you wish to contribute anything to the world? i want to help people.
What would that be? jeezus ******** christ your repetitive as ********.
Who do you want to be beside right now? well the perfect man would be nice
What do wish you could be doing currently? smelling the damp air in a lush green wood in ireland <3
What do you want to accomplish to-day? its 8 at night so nothing
What news do you want to hear right now? iloveyou<3 that would be nice
What else do you want to hear to-day? YOU HAVE WON 547 MILLION! yeah that would be the s**t.
Who do you want to talk to currently? hiiiiiiiiimmmm<3
Who do you want to kiss right now? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Who do you want to hug right now? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you could tell the world just one thing about yourself... they call me crazy
If you could tell the world just one thing about your friends... my friends are a riot each one is different we complement each other : ))
If you could apologize to everyone, what would you say sorry for? idgf about everyone there is one person id like to say sorry too but i have no ******** clue where he went.
If you were to give all your thanks to just one person, who would it be? theres a feww.....
Why would you thank them? (244...) for being there
What do you look Like?
Height: 5'4
Weight: really? i think that a question that shouldnt be asked
Natural hair color: reeeeddd and its natural b***h
Hairstyle: i do it my self XD
Hair length: midle back maybe? i need to cut it again
Is it dyed now? i want to but some low-lights in it.
What color? black XD
Skin color: whitest of the white
Any freckles? yeaaa not loads but some
Birthmarks? yeeppp!
Scars? i have on on my arm where a tree attacked me
Do you have oily, dry, or perfect skin? i wish i had perfect skin >:u
Eye color: chocolate
How long are your eyelashes? holy s**t long
Eyebrow length: lolzzzz wtfffff thats a weird question
Eyebrow thickness: HAHAHAHAHAAH this is making me laugh!!
Eyebrow color: omfg hahaahahaha
Do wear glasses? >:U gah i haaattttteeeee thhhemmmm
What color are the frames? blackkkkk
The brand: uh idk
The brand of the lenses: hell if i know?!?!
Where did you get them at? walmart. ha XD
Do you wear contacts? rgrhgeuoirvqn i wish my dads to cheap
What color do they make your eyes? BLURPLEACK
What brand are they? your mum
Where did you get them? your mum
How long is your nose? omfg really?
Width: wtf. hahahaha
What kind is it? HAHAHA its a nose dumbass!
Shape of lips: lmaoooo
Full or thin? full-ish
Smile lines? nawww im only 17
Frown lines? ^^^^^^^
What kind of chin do you have? i have a chin!
Length of arms: hell if i know!!!!!
Width of wrists: s**t dude I DONT ******** KNOW!
Length of fingers: GUESS
Width of fingers: GUESS
Do you have big hands? GUESS
Length of nails: GUESS
Flat stomach? GUESS
Length of legs: GUESS
Defining your Personality...
I cherish... my friends and my ipod anything else doesn't matter
I enjoy... music and trees and lots of stuff
My heart is... .... alone
One thing I try not to joke about is... autism, weight issues, sex issues
I believe love... is elusive
I can be mean when I... no. when YOU piss me off
I can be nice when I... i am nice if you dont piss me off
Sometimes I pretend to be... : )
I revere... life : )
I seek... The Land Of Dreams.....
I try to be... me
I understand that... every one is different
I vie for... freedom.
I wish... to get away from this place.
My Xanadu looks... what? *googles* a mythical place said to be in china? well if that ment to say "if you could create a place the is uniquely yours what would it look like?" in that case that would take to long to explain....
Religious zeal is... i dont believe in a god. a higher power yes but god? no.
How attractive do you think you are? (Scale: 1-5) beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Intelligent? yessirrebob
Empathetic? in a way..
Polite? BAHHAHAHA oh please there is no such thing anymore.
Respectful? to most.
Comical? very XD
Mature? i have my moments
Unique? very!
Talkative? hahah most of the time
Depressed? right now? no usally? no im a happy person XD
Friendly? yahyah
Outgoing? i have my moments
Selfish? naw if i want something ill get it my slef
Arrogant? at times
Prudent? pishhh my mom thinks i am but if she saw me with my friends shed s**t bricks
Self-conscious? .... kinda not alarmingly so
How attractive are you thought to be by others? hell if i know
Intelligent? by others? sue i guess
Empathetic? ehhh maybe
Polite? most times
Respectful? sure
Comical? hahaahah XD
Mature? depends who you ask
Unique? yyyeeeeesssss
Talkative? meeehhhh
Depressed? bored maybe
Friendly? suree
Outgoing? sure!
Selfish? naaahhhh
Arrogant? maybe
Prudent? HELL IF I KNOW
Self-conscious? i dont ******** KNOW
Do you care about what others think of your physical appearance?
How about your reputation? i has lots of friends!
Do you care if they consider your personality annoying? i dont give a ******** about what other think of me
Do you care about what they think of your beliefs? nawwww
What does hatred mean to you? the color pink. and ignorant ******** who cant see the shades of gray.
Do you respect yourself? yes i do : )
Would you ever ignore someone who has been emotionally hurt? no id talk to them
Physically? i would help them
Would you ever intentionally and physically hurt someone? no! thats not even cool dude!
Intentionally and emotionally? no!
Would you ever hurt someone just for fun? your sadistic
Do the means ever justify the ends? (361!) in some pictures
.Favorites.
Color: purple green black blue
Number: 8, 47
Store: walmart! i could live there!
Book: omfg i have waaayyyyy to many
Story: a good adventure XD
Magazine: ew printed bullshit that is
Television program?: JERSY SHORE XD and idiot abroad XD hahahaha
Movie: i hace WAAAYYYY to many
Series: the chronicles of faire :3
Poem: hmm... one isnt sticking out right now....
Onomatopoeia: snap, or click (STOP tiredddddd 9:45pm 2/5/11)
Verb: ... fancy xD (incredibly bored and pissed at the world START 6:12pm 2/8/11)
Paradox: People can make decisions based not on what they actually want to do, but on what they think that other people want to do, with the result that everybody decides to do something that nobody really wants to do, but only what they thought that everybody else wanted to do.
Idiom: you half wit.
Noun: ******** (foods done STOP 6:30 pm 2/8/11
Adjective: ********
Adverb: ********
Work of fantasy: THE CHRONICLES OF FAIRY!!!!!!
Classic work: frank Sinatra <3
Contemporary work: I like Warhol
Writer: O.o you ask the hardest ******** questions.
Fairy tale: GAH I NO KNOW!
Dictionary brand: a dictionary is a dictionary
Summer scene: sun sets
Winter scene: snow!!!!!
Spring scene: a field of flowers!
Fall scene: llllleeeeeaaaavvveeeeeesssss
Season: fall!
Planet: Pluto. I feel bad for the kids of the new generation… even if Pluto is just a floating iceball its still a planet.
Space feature: starrrsssss <3 and moon <3333333333
Thing about summer: getting to sleep in
Thing about winter: how early it gets dark XDDDDDd
Thing about spring: walking in the woods XD
Thing about fall: leaveeesss
Mammal: PANDA!!!!!
Insect: the only one I like are butter flys. And even thouse creep me out.
Arachnid: EWEWEWEWEW@!!!!!!!!!!! NONONONONONO!
Fish: I like all fishes!
Reptile: Turtleee!
Amphibian: froggert
Science: gemology XD what now bitches.
Thing to do during summer: sleep. I hate summer
Type of weather: RAINNNN!!!!
Bird: I likes all birds!
Thing to do during winter: ah one word. SNOW.
Thing to do during spring: I like to go down to the creek and get lost in the forest world.
Thing to do during fall: pretty much same as the spring…
Nature sound: a slight breeze through the tree canopy <3 ahhhh…. God I need to get out of this town.
Country: IRELAND! All of Europe actually
Real location: ….. the old camp grounds… its probably fallen down by now… sigh….
City: DUBLIN.
Culture: jessus. That’s a hard one. Most deff not American culture. >.<
State: eh Alaskas cool
Province: ehhhhhhhhh…… iduhknow
Island: japan <3
Landscape: green hills. Grass blowing in the wind…
Place to go in your neighborhood: my bed.
Italian food: ENFSEMDTYSRNSEAYTNA. LOVE.
Mexican: Tacooooooooossss!!!!!!
Indian: ehh most of its spicey…. Atleast the stuff at the flower is.
Chinese: AERSRETSAJSAERTAETASETJSE>>>>>>.<<<<<<<<< LLLOOOOVVVEEEEEEE.
American: hm…. Nmot sure…
French: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Snack: any thing I can OMNOMNOM on
Pasta: OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM (I don’t think ill ever finsh this: bored 4:28 p.m. 11/16/11)
Desert:
Ice cream flavor:
Soup:
Salad:
Pancake:
Restaurant:
Fruit:
Vegetable:
Dinner:
Lunch:
Breakfast:
Cereal:
Pop tart:
Candy:
Artificial flavor:
Cookie:
Yogurt:
Clothing store:
Outfit:
Shoe:
Shirt design:
Brand name:
Top:
Pants:
Skirt:
Pair of socks:
Color [of clothing]:
Subject in school:
Unisex name:
Music:
Tree:
Flower:
Quote:
Scent:
Adage:
Television channel:
Day of the week:
Perfume:
Radio station:
Cologne:
Sound:
Feeling:
Emotion:
Emotion [to feel]:
Song:
Music artist:
Month:
Religious holiday:
Fun holiday:
Obscure holiday:
Videogame:
Computer game:
Sport:
Athlete:
Instrument:
Composer:
Singer:
CD:
Website:
Word:
Famous quote:
Famous adage:
Slogan:
Commercial:
Shampoo:
Conditioner:
Body wash:
Soap:
(25.1% done.) Lotion:
x__Odd Questions__x
What color is the bottom of your tongue?
Your foot?
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?
Do you chew on your homework?
Pencils?
Do you read the dictionary?
Encyclopedia?
Atlas?
Road map?
Do you memorize random facts?
Do you stalk anyone?
Does anyone stalk you?
Do you collect dust?
Lint?
Baby teeth?
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?
Do you wish prostitution was legal?
Do you use lotion on your feet?
Do you have problems with Canadians?
Mexicans?
Americans?
The French?
The English?
Have you ever played a kazoo?
Have you ever shot someone?
Something?
How many pairs of underwear do you own?
Jeans?
What ring size are you?
Belt size?
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?
Do you eat a lot?
Do you get excited over cameras?
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?
Poison?
Knives?
Cheese?
Penguins?
Bald people?
Scrawny African children?
Midgets?
Pirates?
Corny jokes?
Are you a virgin?
Are you a hermaphrodite?
Have you ever tied your tooth to a door to lose it?
Do you bite yourself?
Cut yourself?
Do you get cold sores often?
Do you have a cold right now?
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?
Do you like to touch sharp objects?
Do you have a twitching problem?
Are you homicidal?
What do you do on the computer?
Anything your parents should know about?
Are you happy with your life?
Is everybody else happy with your life?
Do you like 100% white grape juice?
How big is the universe?
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?
What do you dream about?
Anything your parents should know about?
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?
Do you have AIM?
MSN?
YIM?
A Neopets account?
A Vampirefreaks account?
A Quizilla account?
A Bzoink account?
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?
Are you scared of everything that breathes?
Are you scared of anything at all?
What?
Which cardinal direction do you like best?
Do you have a life?
Then why are you taking this?
Do you have a microphone on your computer?
A webcam?
A scanner?
A printer?
A cordless mouse?
Does your mouse light up?
What kind of computer do you have?
Were you ever physically abused?
Verbally?
Sexually?
Do you wish you were a fish?
A cat?
A dog?
Do you have a cell phone?
What kind is it?
Do you weasel out of things?
Do your teachers like you?
Do your parents like you?
Do your siblings like you?
Does karma, if it exists, love you?
Did you have a tail when you were born?
Do you enjoy school?
Are you a packrat?
Do you know HTML or CSS?
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?
Do you shy away from social situations?
Are you obsessed with shiny things?
Are you at least attracted to them?
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?
Do you label other people?
Are you proud of doing so? (Question #620.)
So. How bad can I make you look?
Do you wash your hands frequently?
Do you wet the bed?
What age did you stop?
Do you lie a lot?
Have you lied at all in this survey?
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?
Do you brush your hair?
Do you use antismelly?
Are you an alcoholic?
A druggie?
Do you drink illegally?
Do you wear underwear?
Do you change it frequently?
Are you a coward?
A loser?
An idiot?
Do you text talk?
Are you a bad friend?
Are you untrustworthy?
Unreliable?
Do you pick your nose?
Are you imperfect?
Ugly?
Do you have bad hair?
A big nose?
Are you shallow?
Greedy?
Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?
Do you have any /important/ talents?
Are you impolite?
Disrespectful?
Sadistic?
Are you a pansy?
Are you a conformist?
A fan of George W. Bush?
Do you have buck teeth?
Acne?
Mentall illnesses?
Are you fake?
Does your breath smell?
Do you have a strong body odor?
Do you have bad teeth?
Are you overweight?
Anorexic?
Bulimic?
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
A tattoo?
Are you a wannabe?
Do you get bad grades?
Are you a bad guesser?
Are you slow?
Are you bad at reading people?
Are you too nice for your own good?
Do you have a lot of friends?
Do you give in easily?
Are you stubborn?
Are you annoying?
Are you a necrophilliac?
Are you incestuous?
Is your room messy?
Do you make fun of other people?
Do you respect your body?
Are you arrogant?
Do you have low self-esteem?
Are you unique?
Are your hands clammy?
Are you short?
Are you freakishly tall?
Do you like Simple Plan?
=&Beliefs&=
Do you believe in the Christian God?
Do you believe in magic?
True love?
Heaven?
Hell?
Satan?
The Lord and Lady?
The Goddess?
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?
Are you an atheist?
Agnostic?
Do you believe in fairies?
Dragons?
Unicorns?
Gollums?
Santa?
The Easter Bunny?
The Tooth Fairy?
Pixies?
Phoenixes?
Elves?
Dwarves?
Mermaids?
Karma?
Immortality?
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?
Mayan Gods?
Incan Gods?
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?
Do you believe in life on other planets?
Do you believe in the Xqoaest?
Do you believe in parallel universes?
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?
Do you believe in Eternity?
Do you believe in evolution?
Do you believe in life after death?
What happens to us after we die?
Do you believe in superheroes?
Super villains?
Do you believe in Fate?
That everything has a purpose?
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?
Sex?
Love?
Success?
Making yourself happy?
Making others happy?
Religion?
Politics?
Do you believe in miracles?
Angels?
Demons?
Ghosts?
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?
Do you believe in selfessness at all?
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?
Do you believe that anything can happen?
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Nicknames:
Aliases:
What made you choose them?
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?
What heritage does your first name imply?
What heritage does your middle name imply?
What heritage does your last name imply?
Place of birth:
Date of birth:
Nationality:
Were you named after anyone?
Who?
What side of the family does your name come from?
Did your parents immigrate?
How about your grandparents?
Your great grandparents?
Further back into your family?
Where did they emmigrate from?
Where did they immigrate to?
How old are your parents?
Do you have any siblings?
How old are they?
What are their names?
Do you get along with your family?
Do you wish they were different?
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?
If so, why?
Who do you get along with most? (792!)
...The Ideal Mate
Hair color:
Hair length:
Hairstyle:
Eye color:
Skin color:
Any makeup?:
Clothing style:
Shy or outgoing?:
Happy or depressed?:
Funny or serious?:
Abusive or kind?:
Respectful or perverted?:
Completely describe their personality:
This is another space if you need it:
Ideal height:
Ideal weight:
Body type:
Completely describe their appearance:
This is another space if you need it:
Masochistic or sadistic?:
Conformist or nonconformist?:
Artistic or athletic?
Intellectual or unintelligent?
Complex or simple?
What would their hobbies be?
Interests?
Obsessions
Would they hug you often?
Kiss you often?
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?
Have you already found your ideal mate?
Are you in love?
What will you do together?
Your ideal date:
Your ideal wedding:
How many kids?
What will their names be?
What do you think they would look like?
Will you even have kids?
If not, why?
Will you even get married?
If not, why?
Are you taken or single?
. biggrin islikes:.
Least favorite color:
Animal:
Number:
President:
Actor:
Actress:
Director:
Celebrity:
Artist:
Illustrator:
Poet:
Writer:
Band:
Musician:
Singer:
Food:
Fruit:
Vegetable:
Candy:
Drupe:
Candy bar:
Brand of chocolate:
Skittles flavor:
Month:
Year:
Decade:
Decade:
Millenium:
Era:
Time period:
Battle of the Civil War:
War:
Battle of WWII:
Battle of American Revolution:
Genius:
Genus of plant:
Flower:
Tree:
Hair color:
Eye color:
Fairy tale:
Disney princess:
Disney villain:
Disney prince:
Movie character:
Play character:
Book character:
Musical character:
Play:
Musical:
Person:
Brand of cereal:
Brand of battery:
Mental illness:
Medication:
Serial killer:
Poison:
Type of sword:
Type of gun:
Toothpaste brand:
Scent:
Type of knife:
Taste:
Sound:
Article of clothing:
What do you think of...
Ugly people?
Pretty people?
Bald people?
Scrawny African children?
Religion?
Politics?
Abortion?
Church?
Separation of church and state?
Blondes?
Brunettes?
Redheads?
Mainstream rock?
Abercrombie?
Pop music?
Classic rock?
Roleplaying?
Emo music?
The emo trend?
Ignorance?
Stupidity?
Mental retardation?
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?
Friends?
Disrespect?
Immaturity?
Republicans?
Democrats?
George W. Bush?
Your mom? (OH, BURN. xD)
My mom?
Me?
This survey?
Dry walls?
Painted walls?
Drugs?
Alcohol?
Prostitution?
Premarital sex?
Teenage sex?
People?
Homosexuality?
Bisexuality?
Heterosexuality?
Your classmates?
Your co-workers?
Your job?
Your abilities?
Yourself?
Your school?
Your family?
My family?
Your mental health?
My mental health?
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?
Your life?
My life? (What life?)
The color green?
Pickles?
Food?
Electricity?
Niagra falls?
Cataracts?
Bridges?
Braces?
Dictionaries?
Television?
Fairy tales?
Hollywood?
MTV?
.x.Currently.x.
What are you feeling?
Smelling?
Seeing?
Hearing?
Doing?
Who are you talking to online?
On the phone?
What room of the house are you in?
Are you cold?
Bored?
Warm?
Hot?
Do you look nice?
What are you wearing?
Are you eating anything?
Drinking anything?
BMI?
What brand of shoes are you wearing?
What are you wishing for?
What are you worried about?
Sad about?
Happy about?
Angry about?
Serious about?
Laughing about?
Talking about?
Typing about?
Are you IMing anyone?
.o.Friends.o.
Who are your friends?
Your best friends?
Who do you hang out with most?
Who do you treat the best?
Who treats you the best?
Do you even have friends?
If so, why are you taking this survey?
The smart one?
The depressed one?
The punk?
The goth?
The prep?
The jock?
The outcast?
The stupid one?
The one who you think will kill someone one day?
The annoying one?
The hyper one?
The oblivious one?
The romantic?
The content one?
The pervert?
The liar?
The cheapskate?
The ominous one?
The disrespectful one?
The abusive one?
The hot one?
The ugly one?
The one that hates you?
The one you hate but hang out with anyway?
The back-up one?
The fighter?
The lover?
The hippie?
The druggie?
The alcoholic?
The one that is most likely to be in jail?
The most likely to be murdered?
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?
The most likely to stay there forever?
The normal one?
The conformist?
The nonconformist?
The masochistic one?
The sadistic one?
The weird one?
The musical one?
The artistic one?
The perfect one?
The literary genius?
The fugitive?
The juvenille delinquint?
The Jewish one?
The Christian one?
The Buddhist one?
The Muslim one?
The Hindu one?
The Catholic one?
The Wiccan one?
The atheist?
The agnostic?
The cutter?
The anorexic one?
The bulimic one?
The skinny one?
The thin one?
The fat one?
The obese one?
The Satanic one?
Have you Ever...
Gone on a cruise?
Beaten someone up?
Been beaten up?
Bullied someone?
Been bullied?
Attempted suicide?
Attempted murder?
Nearly died?
Broken the law?
Stolen something?
Had an abortion?
Known the president?
Had an affair with the president?
Met a famous person?
Had an affair?
Been out of the country?
Out of state?
Out of your town?
Written a poem?
A story?
A novel?
A song?
Gotten published?
Written a love poem?
Novel?
Song?
Said that you hated the world?
Finished school?
Flunked a grade?
Flunked a grade?
Flunked a subject?
Read a book for enjoyment?
Bungee jumped?
Skydived?
Danced?
Been to a dance?
Scuba dived?
Broken a bone?
Gotten a nose bleed?
Had an orgasm?
Suffered from psychosis?
Wished you could get away with something?
Thought of killing someone?
Thought of killing yourself?
Saved your own?
Gone to the beach?
Gone fishing?
Gone to an island?
Died in a dream?
Had a dream that came true?
Kissed someone in the rain?
Gotten pregnant?
Eaten calamari?
Lobster?
Helped anybody during the holidays?
Helped a stranger?
Kissed a stranger?
Hugged a stranger?
Can You...
Kiss your elbow?
Touch your nose with your tongue?
Stick your fist in your mouth?
Touch your toes?
Give away money?:
Marry a family member?
Hire an assassin?
Stay up all night?
Stay up for /ten/ nights?
Finish this survey?
Swim?
Draw well?
Sing well?
Write well?
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?
Without milk?
Predict the future?
Would you Ever...
Sacrifice everything for a friend?
A lover?
Give your life for a friend?
A lover?
Lie to a friend?
Lie to your parents?
Lie to a lover?
Steal from your parents?
Hug them in public?
Blow up your house?
Abuse someone?
Use someone?
Recommend this survey to a friend?
Would you ever Be...
A fireman?
Policeman?
Serial killer?
Doctor?
Surgeon?
Prostitute?
Playboy model?
Writer?
Artist?
Musician?
Assassin?
Ninja?
Soldier?
President?
Darth Vader?
Pilot?
Mortician?
Forensic scientist?
Detective?
Lawyer?
Drug-dealer?
Pirate?
Box-carrier?
Store clerk?
Banker?
Criminal?
Target?
Professional wrestler?
Tennis player?
Rapper?
Country singer?
Pop star?
Actor?
Plastic surgeon?
Why...
Is the sky blue?
Is the world round?
Is the world unfair?
Are most people selfish?
Impolite?
Disrespectful?
Conforming?
Are there religions?
Theories?
Opinions?
Are humans so intelligent?
Do we need air?
Do we age?
Do we die?
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?
Swiss?
American?
Are you taking this?
When was the last time...
You brushed your teeth?
Took a shower?
Ate?
Drank?
Drank an alcoholic beverage?
Took a pill?
Smoked?
You got your photograph taken?
You got caught doing something bad?
Dyed your hair?
Hurt someone physically?
Hurt someone emotionally?
Did your homework?
Hung out with your friends?
Got drunk?
Said a good-by to someone?
Greeted someone?
Took a survey?
Won a contest?
Went out on a date?
=&Word Association&=
Bed.
Curtains.
Lights.
Music.
Candles.
Closet.
Door.
Window.
Onomotapoeia.
Dog.
Cat.
Egypt.
Corey.
Mirror.
Case.
Cage.
Cave.
Nutella.
Bird.
Bear.
Death.
Life.
White.
Black.
Personality.
Pickle.
Dilemna.
Love.
Liberal.
Conservative.
Ball.
Moderate.
Inept.
Even more strange Questions
If you could create the world, would you make it a triangle or a square?
Do you find yourself frequently sounding like Donald Duck with a migraine?
Estimating, how many pieces of lined paper have you used this year?
If you were a pen, what kind of pen would you be? (Be specific.)
If you were a pencil, what kind of pencil would you be?
What is your favorite thing to highlight?
What number can you relate to the most?
What would you do if you were a spider?
A chicken?
A goose?
An anteater?
If you were a pirate, which sea would you sail?
Would you rather sell your life or gamble it away?
If you could pay anyone in the world to be your friend, who would it be?
Do you think that Bigfoot is really fighting with aliens?
Do you believe tabloids?
If you were a tabloid, would you believe in yourself?
Why do you believe tabloids?
Why do you not believe tabloids?
Estimating, how many different tabloids are there?
Who do you think is the best Disney supporting actor?
Does citrus acid make you happy?
On the HB scale, what is your favorite lead?
Do you think PLAGIARISTS should die long and horrible deaths?
What do you think of LYING, CHEATING, and PLAGIARISM?
How mean do you think PLAGIARISTS are?
How angry do PLAGIARISTS make /you/ feel?
If PLAGIARISM was a dollar, how much money would you have?
If someone PLAGIARIZED you, what would you do?
What would you include in a nasty Bzoink e-mail intended for them?
Should PLAGIARISTS be pushed off buildings?
Should PLAGIARISTS who PLAGIARIZE our survey grovel at our feet?
And should they delete their survey?
Do you think PLAGIARISTS who like fashion are dumb?
Do you think Skittles should be evil?
Do you think PLAGIARISTS are the new PURPLE?
Do you think cats should eat PLAGIARISTS for breakfast?
Dogs?
Llamas?
Do you think PLAGIARISTS are desperate?
Story time!
When was the baby born?
Where was the baby born?
Was the baby a girl or a boy?
Who was the baby born from?
How much did the baby weigh?
Did the baby cry?
Was the baby switched at birth?
What was the baby named?
Did the baby have hair?
Were there any abnormalities?
Was the baby healthy?
Could the baby smile?
Did the baby see his/her parents right away?
Did the baby ever see his/her parents?
When the baby leave the hospital?
When did the baby learn how to crawl?
Walk?
Go to the restroom?
When did the baby get his/her nails cut for the first time?
Toenails?
When did the baby first get into trouble?
What was it about?
What was the first song the baby listened to?
What class was the baby born into?
Where was the first park the baby went to?
First flavor of ice cream:
Did the baby hate Skittles?
Did the baby have any talents?
Did the baby hate PLAGIARISTS?
Was the toddler popular?
Did the toddler have nice clothes?
Was the toddler good at writing?
Could the toddler ask questions without PLAGIARIZING?
What did the toddler eat for lunch at school?
What kind of grades did the toddler get?
Was the toddler overweight?
Was the toddler cute?
Did the toddler like to play Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey?
Did the toddler like to play Duck, Duck, Goose?
Did the toddler like to play kickball?
Did the toddler like to draw?
Did the toddler like to read?
What did the child get for his/her tenth birthday?
Was the child intelligent?
Who PLAGIARIZED the child at this time?
Was the child nice to other people?
Did the child PLAGIARIZE other people?
Was the child good at mathematics?
Did the child enjoy school?
Who liked the child?
Did the teenager dye his/her hair?
Did the teenager rebel against his/her parents?
What subculture did the teenager fit in?
What kind of clothes did the teenager wear?
What kind of makeup?
What kind of music did the teenager listen to?
What kind of friends did the teenager have?
What kind of rumors were spread about the teenager?
What did the teenager usually do when he/she got home?
Did the teenager like attention?
Was the teenager outgoing?
What kind of emotional problems did the teenager deal with?
Was the teenager bullied?
Did the teenager bully others?
What college did the young adult attend?
What did he/she major in?
Did the young adult have a lot of money?
Was the young adult independent?
What kind of job did the young adult have?
Did the middle-aged person go through a mid-life crisis?
Did the middle-aged person have any kids?
What did the middle-aged person do in his/her spare time?
What were their genders?
Was the senior citizen a grandparent?
Did the senior citizen have any stories to tell?
Did the senior citizen have time to tell all of his/her stories?
How did the senior citizen die?
How many people came to the funeral?
What does this mean?
Three.
Avid.
Fervor.
Nocent.
Irenic.
Drupe.
Beauty.
Perfection.
Ignorant.
Viridian.
Ironic.
Noxious.
Life.
Happiness.
Adventure.
Purity.
Freedom.
Individuality.
Wonderful.
Profugus luminarium.
Momento mori.
Hola, me llama Amour.
Mohorovicic discontinuity.
Infamous.
Congenial.
Cordial.
Distribution.
Contribution.
Enigmatic.
Arcane.
Dasani.
La lune.
Insignificant.
Asylum.
Poetry.
Music.
Art.
Literature.
Drama.
Stupidity.
Death.
Talent.
Truth.
Youth.
Forever.
Romantic.
Hopeless.
Hopeless romantic. (xD)
PLAGIARISM.
Mainstream.
Knowledge.
Wisdom.
Endurance.
Beauty or love?
Wisdom or beauty?
Being loved unconditionally or being famous?
Knowledge or wisdom?
Power or pride?
Lying or imprisonment?
Murder or death?
Revenge or forgiveness?
Being liked or being respected?
Heart or brain?
Which Age is this Appropriate For...
Radios.
Gardening.
Lava lamps.
Black lights.
Hovercrafts.
Cars.
Spaghetti straps.
Hopscotch.
My Little Pony.
Barbies.
Tonka trucks.
Edgar Allan Poe.
MySpace.
The Internet in general.
Neopets.
Quizilla.
Vampirefreaks.
Disney.
Lizzie McGuire.
Beauty and the Beast.
Hans Christian Anderson.
Elton John.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
Bauhaus.
Satanism.
Biolage.
Hair curlers.
Hairspray.
Nail polish.
Short skirts.
Bikinis.
Tanning.
Fun.
Public appearances.
When to form your own band.
Playing the piano.
Staying home alone.
Drinking.
Smoking.
Videogames.
Violent videogames.
Mature videogames.
Dora the Explorer.
The Little Mermaid.
Eminem.
PLAGIARIZING.
Voting.
Perfume.
Makeup.
Accessorizing.
Rap.
The Girl Next Door.
Finding Nemo.
Armageddon.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Water beds.
Becoming famous.
Swearing.
Going to war.
Sports.
Having a child.
Getting married.
Living on your own.
Teen Spirit.
Lady Speed Stick.
Cologne.
NASA.
Going on a cruise.
College.
Graduating from high school.
Going to the movies without a parent.
Santa Claus.
Easter Bunny.
Tooth fairy.
Bird watching.
Coin collecting.
Housekeeping.
Pink Panther.
Sherlock Holmes.
Oscar Wilde.
RL Stine.
Lemony Snicket.
JK Rowling.
Terry Brooks.
Alvin Schwartz.
JRR Tolkein.
Charles Dickens.
Ernest Hemingway.
Green Day.
Ghost stories.
Law and Order: SVU.
Campfires.
Sleepovers.
Sleepover parties.
American Idol.
A figure.
Modeling.
Freckles.
Whitened teeth.
Plastic surgery.
Advertising on television.
Community service.
Prison.
The legal adult age.
What will Happen/How will the world End?
Giant tornado.
Nuclear war.
Giant tsunami.
A title wave.
An asteroid.
Explosion of the sun.
Giant volcanic erruption.
Giant freak afternoon tea accident.
Giant missile crisis.
Another Great Depression. Only worse.
Earthquake.
Penguins will take over the world.
Parrots become the dominant.
Alien invasion.
Bigfoot will invite his pals over, Bighead, Bighands, and Bigtummy.
Lochness monster will have children.
Everyone will turn cannibalistic.
Everyone will run out of natural resources.
Third Ice Age.
Global warming.
Precambrian Eon will return.
Toxic fumes.
Disappearing water.
Planet collision.
Termites.
George W. Bush will get a third reelection.
Everyone will commit suicide.
Intergalactic highway construction.
Intergalactic spies like Kiri will take over.
PLAGIARISTS will rule the world.
Lions will eat us all.
Cockroaches will rule the world.
A pandemic.
The Black Plague will avenge itself.
Mythical creatures will come back and reclaim their world.
The Big Bang will reoccur.
Pesticide will kill all the insects in the world.
The Earth will spontaneously combust.
The world will collapse.
Genocide.
All the money will burn.
Cell phones really did cause brain tumors.
Karma will kill us.
All the stars in the universe will explode at once.
Ghosts will kill us.
A giant fan will blow us away.
Pizza Hut will explode.
Hair curlers will burn us all.
Everyone will get a perm and die of fright from looking at each other.
Grandmas will turn rabid.
PLAGIARISTS will make Reko and Kiri angry.
The Mohorovicic Discontinuity will disappear.
Daddy Long Legs will get a larger mouth.
People get so lazy that their lawn will grow too high to allow sunlight in.
Twinkle will succeed as a dictator.
Star will become president.
Biotech disaster.
People will not actually save money switching to Geico.
Cingular and Verizon will never join.
Pollution.
Giant feet. o.o
Everyone will become a movie copycat.
Pandemonium at football games will get a little too extreme.
Are these Cliched and Overrated? Or just fine?
Striving to be unique.
Mall goth.
Punk.
Emo.
Love.
Anti-love.
Pro-war.
Pro-peace.
George W. Bush jokes.
Smoking.
Drinking.
Television.
MTV.
Reformers.
Showering.
Partying.
Drinking water.
Physical fitness.
Eating.
The Internet.
Walking.
Pretending to cut.
Having a dog.
Sleeping on a bed. (Go S/X/Zarys!)
Green Day.
Fall Out Boy.
My Chemical Romance.
Cheerleading.
Popularity.
Pretending to be depressed.
Celebrities.
Celebrity wannabes.
Communication.
Cell phones.
Liking thunderstorms.
Drama.
High school.
Makeup.
Accessories.
Clothes. (xD)
Desert.
The rain.
Skipping class.
Anime/manga.
Rebels.
Movies.
What Would you like to do/Try?
Escargot?
Lobster?
Creme brule?
Skydiving?
Hang gliding?
Surfing?
Snowboarding?
Go into space?
Go on a cruise?
Fall in love?
Go to Disney World?
Go to Paris?
New York City?
Cairo?
Tokyo?
Dance with a star?
Marry a star?
Write a novel?
Meet a celebrity?
Do any of These scare You?
Spiders.
Goblins.
Rodents.
Creatures.
Bees.
Fire.
Death.
Old age.
Lizards.
Crowds.
People.
Butterflies.
Blood and gore.
Ants.
The unknown.
Ghosts.
Aliens.
Medication.
Doctors.
Hospitals.
Satanism.
Nazis.
Serial killers.
Psychopaths.
The mentally ill.
Sadists.
Dinosaurs.
Tornadoes.
Thunderstorms.
Volcanoes.
The ocean.
Deep water.
Clowns.
Dolls.
Mirrors.
The dark.
Bloody Mary.
Windows.
Sharks.
Insects.
Eggs. (Kiri insisted on this. x___x)
People with deformities.
Strange people.
Strangers.
Failure.
Being alone.
The Apocalypse.
Pandemics.
Being forgotten.
Do You Like...
Pink?
Bald people?
Period-style clothing?
Superman?
Bugs?
Mud?
Dirt?
Spiderman?
Wonderwoman?
Money?
Food?
Beautiful people?
Kids?
Adults?
Teenagers?
Fruit?
Blue?
Vegetables?
Meat?
MySpace?
VF?
Neopets?
Quizilla?
Bzoink?
MSN?
AIM?
YIM?
Microsoft Word?
Girls?
Boys?
Religion?
The radio?
Dreaming?
Writing?
Drawing?
Roleplaying?
Art?
Literature?
Music?
Drama?
Comedy?
Tragedy?
Romance?
Horror?
Fantasy?
Science fiction?
Action?
Anime/manga?
Green Day?
Fall Out Boy?
The emo trend?
Mall goths?
Punk?
Closets?
Disney?
Beds?
How many People would it Take To...
Screw in a lightbulb?
Build a 5,000 foot monument?
Milk a cow?
Make a movie?
Get a PLAGIARIST off the Internet?
Find a cure for cancer?
Make a house?
Feed a horse?
Create a character?
Create a /good/ character?
Find the meaning of life?
Make dinner?
Run a cruise ship?
Run a pirate ship?
Pillage and plunder?
And rifle and loot?
And drink up, me hearties, yo ho?
Keep Jack Sparrow on that island? Er...Captain. /Captain./ My apologies.
Plan a perfect murder?
Cause the Apocalypse?
Impeach the president?
Vote Bush out of office?
Stop PLAGIARISM?
PLAGIARIZE?
Write a song?
Form a band?
Dye hair?
Create a salon?
Make the perfect family?
Change the world?
Make things better?
Help someone in need?
Cheer up a baby?
Chear up a 500 year-old baby?
Form a crew?
Man a ship?
Create a website?
Make a radio station?
Destroy the world?
Airline food.
Decay.
The world.
George W. Bush.
The color orange.
People pretending to be goths.
PLAGIARISM.
People pretending to be good at making surveys.
People pretending to be punks.
People pretending to be depressed.
People pretending to be mentally ill.
People.
Test rates.
Taxes.
The government.
Celebrities.
Obsessive fans of celebrities.
PLAGIARISTS.
Green Day.
The emo trend.
Brainwashing.
War.
Cloning.
Conformists.
Money.
Entertainment.
Food.
Basic things for survival.
Television.
The way history played out.
The future.
The present.
Aging.
Lying.
Lying about your age.
Sick humor.
Comedy.
Bathroom humor.
Anti-bacterial soap.
Elementary school teachers.
Principals.
The fact we all have different opinions and no one follows ours.
PLAGIARIZING.
Imply. The word.
Diets.
Having to exercise to stay thin.
Having to do work to survive.
Having to do work. Period.
Notebooks going as high as only five subjects.
Notebooks that only have 70 pages.
Wide-ruled paper.
Elementary school.
Circles.
Slightly oblate spheroids.
Slightly eccentric elipses.
P and S waves.
Oxygen.
Co2.
H2o.
Life.
Aliens.
Childhood.
Adolescence.
Adulthood.
Meanings.
The fact that no one looks in the dictionary anymore to define something.
Disney nowadays.
Kagome.
Pickles.
Feet.
Noses.
Cell membranes.
Atoms.
Andrew Johnson.
Andrew Jackson.
How...
Are you?
Are you doing?
Have you been?
Do you wish you were?
Do you want to die?
Many years can a mountain exist?
Many planets are there?
Many numbers are there?
Small can things get?
Big can things get?
Will the future turn out for you? Do you have an idea?
How will the future turn out for me?
Many ways can the world end?
Many sports are there?
Many colors are in the rainbow?
Do you do?
What do you think is evil?
Shampoo.
Conditioner.
Anime.
Walls.
Ceilings.
Fans.
Ceiling fans.
Donald Duck.
Lie detectors.
Smoke detectors.
Pedometers.
Death.
The Grim Reaper.
Christmas.
God.
Satan.
Jesus.
Satin.
Pepsi.
Electricity.
The Internet.
Mashed potatoes.
Orange juice.
My computer.
Haappii Bouanmey
Veeahhckomee
Gaston.
The world.
The universe.
Spinach.
Celery.
Escargot.
Pizza Hut.
Disney nowadays.
Wal-Mart.
Stores in general.
Fish.
Birds.
Anteaters.
Whole milk.
Skittles.
PLAGIARISTS.
Cupcakes.
MTV.
Television.
VH1.
Comedy Central.
MAD TV.
Comedy in general.
Jessica Simpson.
Laughter.
Infections.
Viruses.
Doors.
Windows.
Mirrors.
Landmarks.
Santa Claus.
The Easter Bunny.
Tooth fairy.
Goths.
The Black Plague.
Witches.
Wiccans.
Black cats.
Ladders.
Vampires.
Werewolves.
Gremlins.
Leprechauns.
Goblins.
Gollums.
Orcs.
Mr. Skinnyhands.
Mortimer Mouse.
Fruitsbasket.
Naraku.
Herbal Essences.
Head and Shoulders.
Biolage.
Cheap shampoo.
Cheap cologne.
Boxed hair dye.
The number 16.
The number 7.
The number 16.7 repentant.
24 + 2/3.5.
3.141592654.
Sundays.
Tuesdays.
Thursdays.
Lights.
The darkness.
Roxie Hart.
Shirts with words on them.
Mean shirts.
Stupid shirts.
Speedos.
Your House
How many stories is your house?
What room are you in?
How many doors does your house have?
Windows?
Mirrors?
What kind of rug is in your room?
Bathroom?
Kitchen?
Dining room?
Living room?
Do you use your basement?
Your attic?
What color is your house?
What color are the walls in your room?
Bathroom?
Kitchen?
Dining room?
Living room?
Basement?
What kind of bed is in your room?
Bathroom?
Kitchen?
Dining room?
Living room?
Basement?
Is your room messy?
Kitchen?
Dining room?
Living room?
Basement?
Attic?
Do you have a porch?
Do you have a pool?
A trampoline?
A playground?
How many acres do you own?
Do you live near a forest?
Do you live in the city?
In a town?
How many people your age live in your neighborhood?
Do you associate with your neighbors?
Are you at least cordial towards them?
Do you share a room?
How many computers do you have?
How many trash cans?
Bathrooms?
Bedrooms?
Is your kitchen decently sized?
How many sofas?
How many televisions?
Is your room decently sized?
How many forks are in the silverware drawer?
Do you own a dreamcatcher?
Do you have Sharpies nearby?
How many vacuum cleaners?
How many pencils do you own?
How many notebooks do you have near you?
How many disks?
How many CD-Roms?
How many DVDs?
How many DVDs do you own?
How big is your musical CD collection?
Your computer game collection?
Do you have an iPod?
How many songs?
Do you have posters on your walls?
How many?
Pictures?
How many?
Calendars?
How many?
How much jewelry do you own?
Bracelet?
Pair of earrings?
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Do you have junk drawers?
How many?
How many dressers do you have?
Do you have a nightstand?
How many stuffed animals do you have?
Do you have a mirror in your room?
Do you have hairspray?
A disco ball?
A lava lamp?
A globe?
What kind of sheets do you have?
Anything printed on them?
How many tank tops do you own?
Do you own any Aerosmith CDs?
Bauhaus?
Elton John?
Do you have the Disney collection?
Do you own the Moulin Rouge soundtrack?
How many books do you own?
How many of them have you read?
Do you have a bookcase in your room?
Do you have stars on your ceiling?
Do you have a smoke detector in your room?
Do you own a copy of The Neverending Story?
The Picture of Dorian Gray?
The Last Unicorn?
Magic Kingdom for Sale?
Anything by Alvin Schwartz?
RL Stine?
Almost done.
What time is it?
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