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Paper Bunnies.
By: Anna 8D
Once, there was a great land filled with paper. No plastic,rubber,metal,or s**t was in this land.Everything was made out of paper, animals, plants, bacteria, even humans. One day, there was a paper storm (snow storm) and a group of paper bunnies were looking for shelter so they wouldn't get a super paper cut, even though they are already made out of paper (they don't know that). Anywhoz, this one bunny named, Erika was split from her group. She was crying like crazy because the squirrels were throwing paper carrots at her, but she is allergic to paper carrots. Hopping around, looking for a place to be safe, she found a cave. It was dark,wrinkly, and spooky. She heard deep breathing behind her, her crying stopped and her excitement started growing. Because 11 years of her life she has been stalking Paper George Clooney and she couldn't mistake that heavy breathing anywhere! She turned around and saw a another paper bunny. " s**t, I thought you were George Clooney! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!?!" The other bunny, twitched it's ears and pulled out a pipe and flew a paper bubble into it, "The question is my friend, who gives a ********?" Suddenly, Erika has become into a great realization. She has wasted 11 years of her life for nothing, because George Clooney lives in Italy! After a few hours, of being in the cave and living the life of a Mexican hobo, the paper storm has ceased, and Erika and the other bunny crawled out of the cave and into the sunlight. "Oh yuhs, I forgot to ask. What is your name?" Voldemort! -GASP- "Kidding, I'm Kevin O:!" "Oh thank gawd, I almost s**t my pants.." "But, you're not wearing any pants..." "Oh yeah, I'm a ******** bunny, damn that witch...ANYWAYS im going to go back and hop and s**t like a bunny does. Bai!" Then the Universe exploded.
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